Poison Noises

06/14/2026

We know that a lot of you havent heard from us in a while. It has certainly been a wild year or so. In that time we have since been to both of the Warped Tours hosted in DC. This year we wanted to commemorate the event with a VERY limited batch of pedals we dubbed "The Warped Tone".

So limited in fact, that they only went out to artists playing the festival. This isn't an official Vans Warped Tour product, but we wish it was! We can only hope that this product gets enough attention to start the conversation with whoever needs to green light to make more for next year.

Would you pick up a Warped Tour pedal if we made more?

06/08/2026

Had a pretty cool book come to my home this weekend. Five hundred and twenty something pages of what is probably the most interesting pedal company of all time. Put together by the only people I would ever trust to do so and .

Also published by . Who we have come to know better through the record making industry.

Was pleased to see our pedals represented right next to a fellow Upstate NY covid boom builder like !

Did you ever get your hands on our take on a Russian M**f, the Glutnik? Did you get one of the few we made with the "F*ck Putin" flag?

08/27/2025

Still looking for folks to take the survey! Find the link in our bio.

08/22/2025

Thank you to everyone who has responded to the pedal layout question. It has, fortunately or unfortunately, sparked many more questions. If you feel so inclined, or are just really bored, I have made a google form detailing some more pedal related questions. The data collected will have a direct impact on the the pedals we make in the future. We also plan to share it with our fellow builders, in hopes to create a market of pedals by the nerds and for the nerds.

A collection of questions in hopes of gathering data for future pedal development.

08/21/2025

Pedal of the people of the world, lend me your ears!

Which layout do you think is better?

Vote here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfSXq5mZyFbAVO6OUVlREsHGDvrqT9rpJ4u1gmT-wMDANjgNQ/viewform?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwMVq95leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHs0zRgHN_gt25yfYI3X7k4ZjRyFSAYzXh25HV-m0fIG_19fjjpTEwQkCP46V_aem_KMFq_CLYalDDLfO_QESFRw

06/05/2025

Part five of the Epic Nerd Deep Dive into what makes a pedal a pedal. This time we cover the legendary Electro Harmonix Triangle Big M**f. A brilliant circuit that has lasted for over five decades!

What circuit do you want to see next?