10/06/2026
Despite the fact that every corner, shelf, table and windowsill of this place is absolutely CRAM PACKED with plants…
✨ WE ARE OFFICIALLY FIRE CODE COMPLIANT. ✨
Not entirely sure how we pulled that off. There are unconfirmed reports that Figgy may have bribed the fire marshal, but our attorneys have advised us not to comment.
Anyway, we have the certificate. In this economy, we celebrate every win. 😂