10/09/2026
Chicken would like to address the rumours that it’s boring. 🐔
While some of us are still getting the hang of multitasking, chicken, on the other wing, brings lean protein and all nine essential amino acids to support your muscles.
And apparently, that wasn’t enough. There’s phosphorus for bones and teeth, selenium for immunity and thyroid function, choline for your brain and nerves, and B12 to help make red blood cells.
Nobody asked chicken to be an overachiever, but here we are.
Honestly, some of us were just pleased we remembered to defrost it.
Chicken rests its case. We’re looking at your spice rack now. 👀