11/09/2026
NO BLOODY ROAD! 🇩🇪🪗🎺
We may have got a little carried away with this one…
When the proposal came along to put a road through our beloved Beardy Street Mall, Mr Good and Mr Jolly did what responsible businessmen should do: we read the plans, considered the arguments and made a lengthy, sensible submission to Council.
That was then.
This is our less sensible submission. 😂
We’ve turned the whole saga into a ridiculous German theatrical cabaret — complete with pompous bureaucrats, accordion, booming tuba, PowerPoints, roadworks, a ceramic duck and two antique dealers becoming increasingly agitated.
Beneath all the silliness, though, we really do love our Mall. We want it full of people, music, markets, trees, conversation, businesses and life.
Revitalise it. Beautify it. Celebrate it.
Just don’t put a bloody road through it.
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
Turn it up and enjoy. 😂
PARP. 🎺
— Mr Good & Mr Jolly
Jolly Good Emporium — Curators of Curiosity
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