13/09/2026
🧌💎 THE GOBLIN HAS RETREATED TO THE CAVE. THE ADVENTURE IS OVER. FOR NOW.
A huge thank you to everyone who came to see me at the Ballarat Farmers Market , admired the hoard, rescued shiny treasures and encouraged this goblin's questionable life choices. ❤️
The goblin has returned to her cave to craft more loot, as every good goblin does.
Fortunately, it turns out the terrifying dragon circling the hoard had absolutely no intention of eating anyone or stealing my jewellery.
THE DRAGON JUST WANTED TO BE DOMESTICATED.
So obviously it has been adopted, given somewhere comfortable to sleep and several homemade vanilla and strawberry jam cookies.
The dragon is now happy.
The dragon is also extremely sticky.
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Meanwhile, LOTS OF LOOT WAS BLESSED BY THIS COMPLETELY SANE AND RESPONSIBLE GOBLIN.
Some treasures received EXTRA PROTECTION AGAINST MAN-CHILDREN, because certain pieces were considered particularly vulnerable to the ancient menace known as “men who should have grown up by now.”
The goblin takes her responsibilities seriously.
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Unfortunately, there was still one final threat:
THE EVIL BUNNY WITH BIG SHARP TEETH.
Negotiations failed. Diplomacy failed. Common sense was never really an option.
So the GR***DE OF ANTIOCH was deployed.
Following the sacred instructions of the Book of Armaments, we counted:
ONE.
TWO.
THREE.
BOOM.
THE EVIL BUNNY HAS BEEN OBLITERATED.
AS IT WAS WRITTEN.
So the hoard is safe.
The loot has been blessed.
Some of it is protected from man-children.
The dragon has been domesticated.
The evil bunny has been dealt with according to sacred scripture.
And the goblin has retreated to the cave, surrounded by copper wire, gemstones and half-finished jewellery, contemplating the fact that she may have accidentally acquired a dragon.
Thank you to all you brave adventurers who stopped by, laughed, chatted and helped make today wonderfully chaotic.
Now there are pendants to make, bracelets to construct, shiny rocks to stare at, blessings to perform, man-children to ward off and...
A DRAGON TO FEED COOKIES.
🧌💎🐉🍪✨
THE GOBLIN HAS RETREATED. THE HOARD HAS SURVIVED.
UNTIL THE NEXT ADVENTURE.