12/06/2026
S*T TOWN POWER RANKINGS 7/6/2026
1. Penrith, NSW - Bodycam footage shows sh*t cops pepper-spraying naked woman’s ge****ls during psychotic episode
2. Mount Isa, QLD - Sh*t cops shoot pet dog dead in front of neighbours and kids after running it over
3. Mudgee, NSW - ‘Sovereign citizen’ rams ute into police station during constable’s retirement party; drongo powerline construction workers demolish ancient Aboriginal heritage site
4. Albany, WA - Bakery closed and fined after rat turds found on uncovered bread
5. Melbourne, VIC - Truck tears down freeway with gronk clinging to front bumper after road rage brawl; gronkess sets fire to boxes of groceries in supermarket
6. Canberra, ACT - Ute driving wrong way on highway causes multiple crashes
7. Brisbane, QLD - Drongo Uber Eats driver kicks side mirror off BMW and falls down driveway after no one answers door because he went to wrong house; ‘Looksmaxxer’ gronkfluencer kicked off flight from Thailand due to f*cked-up face
8. Womalilla, QLD - Drivers stung by swarm of angry bees after truck carrying hives rolls on highway
9. Claremont, TAS - Crowd pelted with fireworks at footy fundraiser
10. Gold Coast, QLD - Bastard bush turkey trashes cafe
11. Port Pirie, SA - Still sh*t