Useless First XIs

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11/08/2026

Somewhere, Michael Beer is completing the same census form as you tonight

13/02/2026

If Zimbabwe beat Australia on the same day as a Liberal leadership spill, does that mean Zimbabwe now run the Liberal party?

You know it's the world cup when the minnows are playing the serious cricketing nations just to give teams like India a ...
12/02/2026

You know it's the world cup when the minnows are playing the serious cricketing nations just to give teams like India a hypothetical chance of hoisting the trophy

06/01/2026
06/01/2026

Nice innings brewing here for Australia's number four, Michael Gertges Pujara

31/12/2025

F**k Michael Neser is a good cricketer

26/12/2025

LA NESER SEASON

26/12/2025

Neser taking the p**s now, no Cummins needed to dismiss Root when our man lives in the channel outside off

26/12/2025

Neser's top scored with the stick, taken a catch and dismissed one of England's "generational talents" before the clock's ticked over to 4pm. Not a bad start to boxing day

Me watching Michael Neser finally get the call up for Boxing Day he so richly deserves
25/12/2025

Me watching Michael Neser finally get the call up for Boxing Day he so richly deserves

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