11/09/2026
To everyone heading to parkrun this weekend…
To those training for a marathon…
And to anyone who voluntarily gets up early to “go for a run”…
We’d just like to point out:
Innocent people don’t run. 🏃♂️💨
Our new laser-engraved wooden keyring is perfect for runners with a sense of humour—or those of us who prefer to cheer them on from somewhere comfortable.