31/08/2026
August dump šø
Sunrises. Birthdays. One heartbreaking goodbye to a very loved dog. š¤ Shannon turned 30. Another dog had a birthday because priorities. š„³
The chaotic trio reunited after nearly NINE YEARS and went straight to Surfers.
Partied like we were 21. Met actual 20-somethings. Kept up. Please respect your elders. Retros was a blast. š
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Then The Great V**e Escape.
Tay lost her v**e.
Devastation occurred.
Search and rescue were deployed.
I took a selfie.
Respectfully, not that deep babe. š¤£
Old friends resurfaced. New ones collected.
B made me a UFC girly. š„
āØSIDE QUEST UNLOCKEDāØ
A 26-year-old friend of nearly a decade apparently woke up and thought, you know what this friendship needs? F**kery.
Shot his shot. Made me an āØoptionāØ
Okay king, cute. Iām listening. š
The audacity was almost attractive š
Then he got in his feelings and handed me an insult good enough for merchandise.
Asked permission. Got it. Rookie mistake.
Shirt arrived. Sent the photo. We laughed. I wore it partying. š¤š¼
Next day: unfriended.
HAHAHAHA.
Weāre doing plot twists now? š
Asked what happened because you canāt make me an option, disappear me from the cast and expect me not to request the fu***ng patch notes.
Turns out things had suddenly gotten serious with another woman and he didnāt want any āØoptions⨠around.
Well why didnāt you say so? š
Bet. Quickest change-up, but boundaries respected.
We bounce. š«”
No hard feelings. Couldāve been fun.
The sudden witness protection enrolment did make me fu***ng laugh though. ā ļøš¤£
Saw the moon. Loved her. š
Ended August sick, exhausted and still entertained. Zero regrets.
Then my heart saw that the men had failed to humble me and went:
Amateurs.
Fu***ng rude. š
September can deal with that. x