Sad Tofu

Happily Miserable.

18/06/2026

⛓️‍💥 REMINDER - FREE CHROME KEYCHAIN ⛓️‍💥

Just a friendly reminder that EVERY ORDER cops a free chrome keychain until 01/07/2026 or I run out of stock!

I’m losing money on the entire catalogue this month so GO GO GO

12/06/2026

seasons greetings and happy eofy 🔥

24/02/2026

Sadtofu adjustable sterling silver ring 👅
No tarnish. No leeching into your skin. Just solid metal and style 🔥

21/01/2026

fresh new rims what do we think 🔥🔥🔥
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29/12/2025

icymi

22/11/2025

LIMITED RUN - NOW LIVE

3x tees
2x accessories

19/07/2025

⛓️ COMING SOON ⛓️

The very first piece of Sad Tofu jewellery has now completed the sampling and review phase!

Crafted in sterling silver with a tarnished effect, this adjustable ‘Edition 1’ ring will be limited to 50 pieces when released with no planned restocks.

Stay tuned for more 🤝

09/07/2025

We heard you like chrome, so we made a chrome keychain to match your chrome wheels and chrome accents (or chrome dome in my case) ⛓️

We’ve got about 50 units ready to go now at the Sad Tofu store (link in bio)!

13/06/2025

🔥 GIVEAWAY TIME 🔥

I’m having a good day, so here’s 2 free sticker packs for a couple of legends. All you gotta do is:

1. Like this post.
2. Be following .au
3. Tag a mate in the comments.
4. BONUS 5 entries for a story share (TAG SO I SEE IT)

Picking the winners tomorrow at 7pm - you’ve got less than 24hrs GO GO GO GO GO 🫡

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Website

https://sadtofu.au/

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