18/08/2026
Rufus had been warned about stealing chips.
Several times, actually.
But Rufus maintains that if you leave your lunch unattended, that's not stealing β that's opportunity. π
With his copper coat, fiery yellow and red eye, and absolutely no remorse, Rufus is now looking for somewhere new to perch.
Preferably somewhere within sight of the kitchen. ππ
Handmade from upcycled cutlery right here in my little corner of Queensland.
And yes... Rufus is available. Just don't turn your back on your lunch.