The Holy Cow Butchers

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Its someones birthday today..Happy Birthday to Mrs Holy Cow. Always thinking about food 😁. She's been 50 the last 7 year...
08/09/2026

Its someones birthday today..Happy Birthday to Mrs Holy Cow. Always thinking about food 😁.
She's been 50 the last 7 years apparently.
So we thought a nice photo today for a change..

18/08/2026

Well some days you meet some hilarious well aged individuals.
This morning absolutely one of the best comments from a 90 year old legend lady.
She asked how did your census questions go, quick as a flash she said

" Well that question about your gender"
" Would you like to know what I answered ?"
" Of course" we said having NFI what she would say
" Well I identify as a woman without a p***s " and yes she wrote that on the form 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇

Dont lose that sense of humour peeps, she certainly hadn't.
We might actually post some meat pics one day lol.. like meat that we actually sell.. we do love the funny stuff though..

Does anyone know Ramit ? we found their card when cleaning up this arvo under the counter. Or just tag someone maybe who...
15/08/2026

Does anyone know Ramit ? we found their card when cleaning up this arvo under the counter. Or just tag someone maybe who knows Ramit 🤣

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️We can confirm the bacon & egg burgers from Phat P**c Pie Shop may contain a highly pressu...
01/07/2026

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️

We can confirm the bacon & egg burgers from Phat P**c Pie Shop may contain a highly pressurised yolk.
Apparently I received “The Squirter.”
Protective clothing is recommended.
A bib is optional.
Regrets? None. So bloody good even if I was left looking like I’d lost a fight with a free-range chook. 🤣🤣
Thanks for the teabag Matt….I mean breakfast. 🤣

It’s that time of the year again. Happy birthday to my favourite 57-year-old!! You’re getting so old we might have to mo...
14/06/2026

It’s that time of the year again. Happy birthday to my favourite 57-year-old!!
You’re getting so old we might have to move you to a dry-aged room shortly 😜
Enjoy your day at work Shane I’m sure there’s no place you’d rather be ❤️

We hope all those wonderful woman in the world who are in your life and especially the ones that are only a loving memor...
10/05/2026

We hope all those wonderful woman in the world who are in your life and especially the ones that are only a loving memory are having a day of being spoilt.
Happy Mothers Day to all you beautiful ladies...
Be Like Tina 👇 Mums know stuff...

10 Great Ideas to Save Fuel when people are panic buying Jerry Cans, Fuel Cells... mmm where have we seen this happen be...
09/03/2026

10 Great Ideas to Save Fuel when people are panic buying Jerry Cans, Fuel Cells... mmm where have we seen this happen before.
We like to help you get most out of those 36 Jerry Cans you just brought here are some great ideas to make your fuel go further.

Thank us later.

1. Drive Everywhere in Reverse
Cars are designed to go forward, so obviously if you drive everywhere in reverse the engine gets confused and stops using fuel entirely. It actually puts it back into the tank and reverses the speedo. That's a win win.

2. Only Drive Downhill
Plan every trip so it's entirely downhill. If you live somewhere flat, simply move your house to the top of a mountain, hill etc. It's ok the Aussie Government will give you funding for it.

3. Turn the Engine Off While Driving
For maximum efficiency, turn the engine off while cruising at 100 km/h. Steering and brakes are optional anyway and most people.dont use them. It's a good idea to top up with blinker fluid before though.

4. Use Only Odd-Numbered Gears
Even-numbered gears burn twice the fuel. Real fuel experts only drive in 1st, 3rd, and 5th.

5. Push start the car
Instead of turning the key, push start the car. This saves up to 2 or 3 litres or in $$$ around $540. Also works with automatics really well..

6. Drive With the Fuel Cap Off
Petrol evaporates slower when it can breathe. Mechanics hate this trick.

7. Fill the Tank Only Halfway
A full tank weighs more, and everyone knows heavier fuel burns faster. Keep it half full so the petrol doesn’t feel pressured.

8.Remove Two Spark Plugs
Why run all cylinders when you’re only using the road once? Run the engine on half power like a responsible citizen. Help reverse climate change.

9. Drive Faster So the Trip Ends Sooner
The faster you drive, the less time the engine is running, which obviously means less fuel used. Physics agrees. Isacc Newton told us this himself today.

10. Inflate the Tyres With Helium
Helium makes balloons float, therefore the car becomes lighter and uses less fuel. NASA confirmed it privately from a zoom call on the moon.

All It takes sometimes is a simple " g'day how you going "  to make someone's day. Pretty much like the exceptional serv...
06/03/2026

All It takes sometimes is a simple " g'day how you going " to make someone's day. Pretty much like the exceptional service here at The Holy Cow Butchers..Cough Cough... Bu****it.

A Picnic That Means More Than Just a Picnic
On Saturday afternoon, as the sun begins to soften over Bain Park in Wauchope, something simple but powerful will be happening.

But in reality, it’s something much bigger.

This “Picnic in the Park” community event is part of a national research project led by three universities, aimed at understanding how natural disasters affect small rural communities and how those communities can rebuild strength and resilience together.

And places like Wauchope know that story all too well.

Over the past decade, rural towns across Australia have faced more than their fair share of hardship, floods that swallow paddocks, fires that scar the hills, droughts that stretch patience and pockets thin. And sometimes, the weight of it all becomes too much for the very people who hold these communities together.

Behind every disaster statistic is a farmer, a small business owner, a family trying to keep going.

But the saddest part is Sometimes a mate who didn’t.
Just in the shop alone over the past few years it's nearly reached double figures from people's experiences about losing someone too soon too early and sometimes way too young.

That’s why events like this matter.

They remind us of something rural communities have always known instinctively: healing often begins with simply coming together.

At Bain Park this Saturday, the Wauchope Lions Club will be providing free food, while local musicians Charlie O’Derry and Sue Lee bring live music to the afternoon.
Children can enjoy face painting, neighbours will share stories, and for a few hours the focus shifts from hardship to connection.

Because resilience in country towns doesn’t come from policies or reports alone.

It comes from conversations on park benches.
From laughter between strangers who suddenly realise they know the same people.
From small business owners, farmers, volunteers, and families standing side by side.
Or talking to your neighbour over the fence down a boundary line and ripping your f"*king shirt on the barbed wire fence..

The researchers behind the project are studying ways to improve mental wellbeing, reduce distress, and help communities prepare for future disasters, while working with local leaders to build long term solutions tailored to the community itself.

But perhaps the most powerful part of the study won’t be written in any report.

It will be seen in moments like this:

A farmer who hasn’t spoken much lately sharing a joke over a sausage sandwich.

Kids laughing while music plays.

A town quietly reminding itself that no matter what storms come next floods, fires, or the pressures of everyday life no one has to face them alone.

Sometimes the strongest thing a small country community can do is talk and come together.

NEW IN STORE 🧀Real LIQUID CHEESE Sauce from the legends at Wombat Food Group has landed and it’s dangerously good 😜😜🧀 Ch...
05/03/2026

NEW IN STORE 🧀

Real LIQUID CHEESE Sauce from the legends at Wombat Food Group has landed and it’s dangerously good 😜😜

🧀 Cheddar
🌶 Chipotle
🇺🇸 American

Perfect for burgers, loaded fries, pizzas, tacos, nachos & hot dogs!! $9 each.

✔️ 375g resealable pouch
✔ Gluten Free
✔ Lasts 14 days once opened
(if you’ve got more self-control than we do

Address

Timbertown Shopping Village Shop 3/245 High Street
Wauchope, NSW
2446

Opening Hours

Monday 9:30am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 9:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 9:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday 9:30am - 5:30pm
Friday 9:30am - 5:30pm
Saturday 9am - 1pm

Telephone

+61265162011

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