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🪨 Lava Rock Caves and RockDecor
🪵 Mopani Hardwood, designed to last.
🦐 Specialized Neocaridina Breeding
Happy Shrimpin* everyone

Est Sept 2024
Salmo Bc Canada
Business Number :
711243956BC0001

10/08/2026

They said, ‘Don’t give up yo
ur day job.’ They were right. Behold the majestic, homemade bucket drip system in all its glory! 🤦‍♂️🐠
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09/08/2026

The Great Shrimp Migration of 2026! 🦐📦

Well, folks, we officially survived moving day! I spent weeks meticulously mapping out the perfect, stress-free relocation for my aquatic babies, and I am thrilled to report that my tanks are completely set up, balanced, and functioning beautifully....
The shrimp, however, took the whole "change of scenery" thing a bit too literally.I’d like to hold a small, floating memorial for the roughly 200-300 brave little soldiers who didn't quite make the journey across town. To those fallen comrades:
I tried to provide a five-star, fully-filtered moving experience, but clearly, you chose Shell-halla instead. You will be missed, but never forgotten in my water parameters.On the bright side, the survivors are currently grazing away as if nothing even happened. My heart might be slightly broken, but my ammonia and nitrates are perfectly zero.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be recovering on the couch from the trauma of drip-acclimatizing 500 tiny, ungrateful crustaceans.
Here’s to new beginnings, better water flow, and a colony that—hopefully—multiplies fast enough to make me forget the apocalypse.

05/08/2026

We did it! 🐠🏡The aquarium survived the move and is officially thriving in the new apartment! Huge shoutout to everyone who helped me carry buckets, drain water, and get the fish safely settled into their new home.PSA: If you’re ever moving into a new place, just remember—the landlord doesn’t need to know about the fish tank until it's comfortably set up in the living room. 😉🤫

Wishing absolutely everyone an amazing Wednesday!
Go get 'em! ✨

05/08/2026

The hardest part of the move is officially behind us! 📦🐠 The entire aquatic squad made the transition to the new apartment safe, sound, and swimming happily.
A super successful move in the books!Also, PSA to my landlord… I don't know what you're talking about, I don't have a fish tank! 😉🤫Wishing everyone an absolutely amazing and fintastic day!

01/08/2026

Moving all by myself today, and the most precious cargo is buckled in! 🚚🛋️ My aquarium is safely loaded up on the truck and sitting so nicely on the couch. Time to catch my breath for a few hours before hitting the road to the new house!

31/07/2026

Why P**p is Good

Shows life: Fish eating and making waste means they are active and healthy.Feeds plants: Live plants use the waste as natural fertilizer to grow big and green.Builds balance: Good bacteria eat the waste to keep the water safe for fish.

Easy Ways to CleanGravel vacuum: Use a siphon once a week to suck up extra waste from the bottom.Water change: with shrimp do not Swap out 20 percent of the water every week to keep things fresh.Filter check: Rinse your filter pads in old tank water so it stays clean.

30/07/2026

Shrimptopia.

Deep inside the lush green forests of hornwort leaves, the daily life of Shrimptopia began with a bright morning bubble. Pip, a tiny red shrimp with extra-long antennae, zipped across the black sand substrate. Today was the day of the grand sharing circle.Word spread fast through the water: an ultimate-delicacy algae pellet was dropping into the tank. All the citizens gathered around the central moss rock, their little swimmerets kicking with excitement.Pip arrived first, his antennae twitching.Barnaby the Mystery Snail slid up slowly from the shadows.Cora the Crystal Red joined in, ready to feast.When the green pellet finally landed, it did not cause a fight. Instead, Pip and Cora shared the prize side-by-side, their little bodies touching in a sign of pure friendship.

After lunch, the community switched from party mode to work mode. Shrimptopia only stayed sparkling clean because everyone pitched in. Scrubby Steve, the hardest-working cherry shrimp in the colony, crawled onto a tall green plant leaf. He cleared away microscopic bits of dust, making the entire underwater world shine under the warm tank light.As the sun set outside the glass walls, the shrimp and snails bumped antennae one last time, drifting off to sleep knowing their tiny town was safe, cozy, and full of unity.

Until next time...

*****ng

30/07/2026

The Epic Aquarium Saga

The Setup of Pure Confidence.
Standing in front of the giant glass tank like a master builder.Holding the phone in one hand and reaching deep into the water with the other.Narrating your deep thoughts on interior tank design to the world.

The Dramatic Lava Rock Struggle.
Grabbing a heavy, stubborn lava rock heart that refuses to budge.Pulling with all your might while keeping the camera angle completely focused on your face.Making intense grunting noises that ruin the peaceful fish vibes completely.

The Slow-Motion Disaster.
The rock suddenly snaps loose, sending your hand flying backward at warp speed.The phone slips from your sweaty grip in a horrific, weightless arc.You watch in slow motion as it flips three times through the air like a tiny gymnast.

The Aquatic Plunge.
KER-SPLASH! A massive tidal wave splashes right into your face and all over the living room floor.The phone hits the gravel bottom with a sad, muffled underwater thud.Every single tetra, goldfish, and snail stops swimming to stare at the glowing metal brick in their home.

The Aftermath
Bubbles rising from the speaker grille like a tiny, doomed volcano.The screen still recording a lovely, artistic macro shot of a confused neocaridina staring right into the lens.Your dignity officially resting at the bottom of a twenty-gallon tank next to a plastic treasure chest.

29/07/2026

Day 99 is here! We are just one day away from 100 lava rock hearts in the aquarium, and with a big move coming up soon, get ready for the grand finale video dropping all 100 rocks in.Day 99 PostWe made it to Day 99! 🌋❤️I can’t believe we are only ONE day away from hitting 100 lava rock hearts in this tank. It’s been an incredible, slightly unhinged journey for my fingers and my glass bottom, but we are almost at the finish line!Big life update: we are moving soon, which means this era is wrapping up. Stay tuned because the very next video is going to be the ultimate satisfying finale where I drop all 100 lava rock hearts into the aquarium at once! Let’s finish strong.


28/07/2026

Day number 98 of adding lava rocks , almost at 100!
Not long till I move so ill be doing a video shortly of me re-adding all the lava rock hearts back into the tank once I reach my new place :)
Remember dont tell my landlord 🤭

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