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09/28/2026

09/25/2026

BREAKING: The Amish have reportedly entered the electric vehicle market, and somehow Pennsylvania now has a Cybertruck that runs on oats, judgment, and absolutely no software updates.

The all new Amish Cybertruck features a solid wood frame, zero touchscreens, zero charging ports, and one enormous engine named Ezekiel who becomes visibly irritated when you exceed 12 mph. Autopilot comes standard. You simply drop the reins and the horse takes you home because he’s made this trip 4,700 times and frankly doesn’t need your input.

Charging takes approximately six minutes. You park near some grass. Early testing also found the vehicle completely immune to dead batteries, software glitches, and Pennsylvania potholes. Hit one hard enough and somebody named Amos just appears from a barn with a hammer.

Tesla reportedly asked about purchasing the technology but negotiations collapsed after the Amish demanded payment in lumber, peaches, and 14 acres outside Lancaster. Top speed: absolutely none of your business. Horsepower: one.

Pennsylvania has once again invented something nobody asked for and somehow made it work.

09/25/2026

09/24/2026

09/24/2026

International L-205 or similar L-series cab-over-engine (COE) heavy truck from the early 1950s.

09/24/2026

We stand out where ever we are. A warehouse, on the road or at a truck stop; we really shine.

09/24/2026

Good morning, Clinton! It’s a beautiful day to be incredibly kind, helpful, sincere, respectful, caring and supportive to those around us that need it (aka: everyone)! ☺️ Let’s make it an amazing day!