08/12/2026
Episode 3 of “Will the Water Work?” Spoiler alert: No. No, it will not. 😭📺
Welcome back to the show.
The pump remains broken, the oven remains cold, and we will be CLOSED again tomorrow.
We’ve pivoted to a new strategy where we just keep our cheese intact in the fridge and our firewood consumption is at an all-time low. Slapping dough and firing up ovens was starting to take a massive toll on our social calendar anyway, so we are enjoying the forced vacation. 10 out of 10 business pivot.😅
🥊 The Score: Water Pump: 3 | Pizza Team: 0.
🚪 Tomorrow: Still closed (and the empty pizza boxes are now full of our tears).
🔮 The Plan: Refusing to post another update until the water is actually flowing.