Handmade Hookers

05/28/2026

05/23/2026

✨ FUN FACTS ABOUT THE HOOKERS ✨

🧶 We have 4 wild and wonderful kids combined
🧶 Nichole taught Tiffany how to crochet when we lived together after high school
🧶 We each started our own crochet businesses before joining forces to create Handmade Hookers
🧶 We live 1.5 hours apart… but still somehow talk every single day 😂
🧶 We both have ADHD, overthink absolutely everything, and survive mostly on chaos & caffeine
🧶 Our brains work COMPLETELY differently when tackling custom orders — but somehow together it creates the perfect balance and the most magical creations ✨

What started as friendship turned into a business built with yarn, chaos, creativity, and way too many voice notes 💕

Thank you for supporting our small business and all the crazy ideas we bring to life 🫶

05/21/2026

👀 “Can you guess who’s toes these are…” 👀

Blue toes.
Three little toes.
Long skinny legs.

Any guesses before the big reveal? 💙🦶
Drop your wildest theories below ⬇️👀

05/18/2026

Pipe down everyone… the Piranha Plant has arrived and she is THRIVING. 🌱🔥

Zero thoughts.
Only chaos.
Only chomping.

Honestly, if you hear mysterious boss music while walking past this little menace… just keep moving. 👀🍄

Handmade with love, yarn, and a slightly concerning amount of determination. ❤️🧶

05/17/2026

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
The crochet cow army is growing at an alarming rate.

One minute we made “just one little cow”…
Now they’re multiplying faster than we can stuff them. 🐮🧶

Tiny moo recruits are lining up for duty, judging us with their adorable little faces, and demanding more yarn sacrifices.

At this point, we don’t run the business anymore.
The cows do. 🤠✨

• • $20 each.

05/16/2026

“Stand tall, stay kind, and don’t be afraid to stick your neck out once in a while.” 🦒✨

Fun giraffe fact:
A baby giraffe can stand up and walk within about an hour of being born… meanwhile some of us still need coffee before functioning. ☕😂

05/10/2026

Warning: serious monkey business ahead. 🐒💛
This handmade cutie is equal parts cuddles and chaos.

05/09/2026

“Moose don’t run the forest… they casually own it.” 🫎✨

05/02/2026

Who’s coming to see us today in Orillia??

🚨 MARK YOUR CALENDARS 🚨

We’re hitting the market on May 2nd in Orillia and you do NOT want to miss this one 👀✨

We’re bringing the goods:
🧶 cozy, chaotic, handmade goodness
🧸 brand new creations
👀 some things you haven’t even seen yet
💥 and maybe a few surprises…

If you’ve been waiting to snag something special (or just want to come say hi 🫶), this is your moment!!

📍 Orillia
📅 May 2

Tag your market buddy, bring your tote bags, and come find us!!

04/22/2026

🔥🚨 BIG BAD ENERGY JUST DROPPED 🚨🔥

He’s spiky. He’s stompy. He definitely did NOT come here to make friends…

Introducing our latest creation: BOWSER 👑🐢💥

Fresh out of the yarn kingdom and already causing chaos. We’re talking main-character villain vibes, fire-breathing confidence, and “I dare you to look away” levels of detail 😤

Honestly… if your shelf isn’t slightly intimidated, are you even doing it right?

So tell us—
Is Bowser your fave baddie… or are you still loyal to the plumber? 👀👇

04/21/2026

Fun fact 🐘💕

Baby elephants are basically oversized toddlers — they can suck their trunks for comfort just like a thumb, throw little tantrums when they’re tired, and need constant reassurance from their herd.

Even sweeter? They’re rarely alone. Aunties, cousins, and siblings all help raise them, surrounding each calf with love, protection, and lots of gentle nudges in the right direction.

Moral of the story: it takes a herd 💛