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🚨🥛 THE GREAT HOLYROOD MILK SPILL OF 2026 🥛🚨Well b’ys.The milk truck showed up.Broke down.Truck said “I LIVE HERE NOW.”So...
09/04/2026

🚨🥛 THE GREAT HOLYROOD MILK SPILL OF 2026 🥛🚨

Well b’ys.

The milk truck showed up.

Broke down.

Truck said “I LIVE HERE NOW.”

So Truck #2 arrives to rescue the milk.

And then…

THE PALLET WENT DOWN.

THE. WHOLE. PALLET.

🥛💥🥛💥🥛💥

MILK EVERYWHERE.

A LACTOSE TSUNAMI.

Normally we’d hose ’er down.

Except…

HOLYROOD IS IN A WATER SHORTAGE.

😂😂😂 OF COURSE WE ARE.

So now we’ve got NO WATER and enough milk in the parking lot to make Holyrood’s largest bowl of Cheerios.

Before every seagull in Newfoundland could get the group text—

🐦 “B’YS. ORANGESTORE. BRING A STRAW.”

WE CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

🚒🥛🚒

“What’s the emergency?”

“Parking lot’s lactose.”

And that’s how Holyrood Fire Department responded to a CODE 2%.

😂🚒🥛

Huge thanks to the Town of Holyrood and Holyrood Fire Department for helping us clean up the Great Dairy Disaster of 2026. ❤️

Milk is still available inside.

THE PARKING LOT IS NOT SELF-SERVE.

Please stop bringing cereal.

🥣🥛

☀️🌊 WIN A SUNCRUISER PADDLEBOARD! 🌊☀️This contest is so easy we’re almost embarrassed to explain it. 😂🍹 Buy Suncruiser.✍...
08/25/2026

☀️🌊 WIN A SUNCRUISER PADDLEBOARD! 🌊☀️

This contest is so easy we’re almost embarrassed to explain it. 😂

🍹 Buy Suncruiser.
✍️ Enter your name.
🏄 Win a paddleboard.
😎 Live your best life.

THAT. EASY.

No essays. No skill-testing obstacle course. No wrestling a moose. Just grab your Suncruiser, enter your name, and you could be cruising around on your very own SUNCRUISER PADDLEBOARD!

Summer ain’t over yet, b’ys. ☀️🌊

19+ | Please enjoy responsibly.

Well b’ys…We’re after losing one of the good ones. 😭Vernon is leaving the Orangestore.Now before anyone starts a Faceboo...
08/11/2026

Well b’ys…

We’re after losing one of the good ones. 😭

Vernon is leaving the Orangestore.

Now before anyone starts a Facebook search party… no, we didn’t scare him away. Buddy only went and landed himself a job with better pay, more opportunities, and a whole new career.

Can we blame him?

…Absolutely not.

Will we still complain about it anyway?

Also absolutely yes. 😤

When Vernon came here from the Philippines, we figured we were hiring a cashier.

Turns out we accidentally hired one of the kindest humans on the planet.

Need something done?
Vernon was already halfway through it.

Need someone to stay late?
Buddy would ask what else needed doing.

Need someone to brighten everyone’s day?
He somehow managed that too… and never once made a fuss about it.

His work ethic was unreal, his attitude never quit, and his kindness rubbed off on everyone around him. You can’t train that. That’s just who he is.

Now… before ye all starts crying into your Guzzl’s

This isn’t exactly a funeral.

There’s a pretty good chance you’ll still see Vernon wandering through the Orangestore once in a while to help us out with the odd shift when we get ourselves into another staffing disaster. (Which, let’s be honest… will probably be next Tuesday. 😂)

So it’s not goodbye forever…

It’s more like…

“See ya later, buddy… and don’t be ignoring our phone calls.” 📞😂

From all of us at the Holyrood Orangestore…

Thank you, Vernon.

Thank you for every extra mile, every smile, every time you stepped up without being asked, and for showing us what genuine kindness and hard work look like.

We’re incredibly proud of you, and we can’t wait to see what you accomplish next.

Congratulations on your your new career and this exciting new chapter.

Now get outta here before we chain you to the roller grill.

❤️🇵🇭🍁

If Vernon ever made your day a little better, leave him a congratulations or your favourite Vernon memory in the comments. He deserves to know just how much he’ll be missed.

🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM HOLYROOD 🚨Current confirmed squid count…2.Not 200.Not 2,000.TWO.And somehow……there’s already a fella...
08/03/2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM HOLYROOD 🚨

Current confirmed squid count…

2.

Not 200.
Not 2,000.

TWO.

And somehow…

…there’s already a fella standing waist-deep in the harbour.

😂😂😂

The rumour spread so fast that by supper time:

🦑 Buddy’s after borrowing a jigger from a neighbour he hasn’t spoken to since 2019.

🦑 Somebody’s wife heard from her cousin’s hairdresser’s sister that “the harbour is black with ’em.”

🦑 Three fellas are already arguing over the “best squid spot”… and THERE’S ONLY TWO SQUID.

🦑 One old timer says,
“This is nothin’. In ’87 there was so much squid they were knocking on the kitchen window.”

🦑 Somebody called their boss…
“Sorry, b’y… family emergency.”

“Everything alright?”

“Well… there MIGHT be squid.”

🤣🤣🤣

Meanwhile…

The two squid are probably out there looking back at Holyrood like…

“Lads… we accidentally started a town meeting.”

“Quick… don’t move. They’ll think there’s thousands of us.”

And the best part is…

They’ll be here any day now… hopefully more than 2. 👀🦑

By tomorrow morning there’ll be 4,000 people on the beach, 6,000 Facebook experts explaining squid migration, and at least one fella who’ll swear…

“You should’ve been here 10 minutes ago. You missed thousands.”

Every.

Single.

Year.

Good luck out there, b’ys…

…and don’t forget to stop at the Holyrood OrangeStore before you join the other 700 people standing on the beach pretending they’re not just waiting for somebody else to yell…

#“SQUID!!”

…whether they actually see one or not. 🦑🤣

OH SWEET MERCIFUL MOOSE, B’YS.CHECK YER MAILBOXES AND GET YER YAY! CARDS READY. 😂⛽📬From July 27 – August 23, things are ...
07/27/2026

OH SWEET MERCIFUL MOOSE, B’YS.
CHECK YER MAILBOXES AND GET YER YAY! CARDS READY. 😂⛽📬

From July 27 – August 23, things are getting absolutely UNHINGED at the pumps.

First of all…

WE MAILED OUT COUPONS.

Actual coupons. In the MAIL.

So go check yer mailbox.

Not tomorrow. NOW.

Dig past the Canadian Tire flyer, the Hydro bill you’re pretending you didn’t see, and whatever mysterious envelope has been sitting there since Easter.

FIND. THE. COUPONS. 😂

THEN haul yourself down, fuel up and SWIPE. YER. YAY! CARD.

Because here’s what you could win:

⛽ FREE GAS FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

5 winners get $100/week for 52 weeks.

B’Y.

You’d be driving EVERYWHERE.

“Where ya headed?”

“DON’T KNOW. GOT FREE GAS.”

Out around the bay.
Down to Nan’s.
Back home.
Forgot something.
Back to Nan’s.
Random trip to Clarenville for the best-ever pizza at Little Caesars.

WE’RE MOBILE NOW, B’YS. 😂

AND THEN—

25 PEOPLE ARE WINNING 1,000,000 YAY! POINTS EACH.

ONE. MILLION. POINTS.

I’d be at the cash register acting like Newfoundland royalty.

“Put ’er on the points, my ducky.”

So here’s yer instructions:

1. CHECK YER MAILBOX. 📬
2. FIND YER COUPONS.
3. GET FUEL.
4. SWIPE YER YAY! CARD.
5. MANIFEST GREATNESS.

No riddles.

No secret handshake.

No standing at Pump 4 whispering “YAY! YAY! YAY!” three times hoping a million points magically appears.

And absolutely NO sacrificing a Vienna sausage to Trevor the seagull. We’ve spoken to him. He’s already trying to exploit the promotion.

FUEL. SAVE. WIN.
July 27 – August 23.

Now CHECK YER MAILBOX, B’Y.

Because if you find those coupons in September, DON’T COME CRYIN’ TO US. 😂⛽📬

Conditions apply

☀️ B’YS… LOOK OUTSIDE! 😎Sun’s splitting the rocks, the town is buzzing, and Squidfest ’26 is in full swing! 🦑🎉Get off th...
07/16/2026

☀️ B’YS… LOOK OUTSIDE! 😎

Sun’s splitting the rocks, the town is buzzing, and Squidfest ’26 is in full swing! 🦑🎉

Get off the couch, put down the remote, and come soak up everything Holyrood’s got going on. Grab some grub, catch the music, laugh with your buddies, and make a day of it. Sure you’ll only regret not going!

Wondering what’s happening and when? Check out the full Squidfest schedule at Squidfest.ca.

We’ll be here if you need to fuel up, cool down, or grab a snack before heading back to the festivities.

See ya around town, me duckies! 💙🦑☀️

🌭 Lunch called… and it’s only $1! 🌭If your stomach’s growlin’ louder than your buddy complainin’ then we’ve got you cove...
07/15/2026

🌭 Lunch called… and it’s only $1! 🌭

If your stomach’s growlin’ louder than your buddy complainin’ then we’ve got you covered.

🔥 Hot Dogs — Just $1 each! 🔥

Quick. Hot. Tasty. And cheaper than just about anything else you’ll find.

Swing into the Holyrood OrangeStore.
Don’t forget your FREE Chili Cheese Nachos with a 25l fill up.

While supplies last.

🌭🚨 NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY IS WEDNESDAY, B’YS! 🚨🌭Listen…Nobody wakes up planning to eat three roller dogs.It just… happens....
07/13/2026

🌭🚨 NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY IS WEDNESDAY, B’YS! 🚨🌭

Listen…

Nobody wakes up planning to eat three roller dogs.

It just… happens.

You stop for gas.
You smell the hot dogs cooking.
You make eye contact with the roller grill.

Next thing you know you’re standing in the parking lot at 9:17 in the morning thinking…

“Sure one more won’t hurt.”

Around here, hot dogs aren’t just food…
They’re a lifestyle.

Breakfast? Hot dog.
Lunch? Hot dog.
Supper? Believe it or not… hot dog.

Come celebrate National Hot Dog Day with us at Holyrood OrangeStore!

🌭 Fresh Roller Dogs
🧀 Cheeseburger Dogs
🥓 Load them up with your favourite toppings.
⛽ Grab fuel while you’re here (your car deserves a treat too.)

Tag the friend who says they’re “just coming in for gas”… but somehow walks out carrying two hot dogs, a slush, chips, and absolutely no regrets.

We’ll have the rollers spinning… all you have to do is show up.

🌭 National Hot Dog Day Special: ALL regular roller hotdogs are just $1 each this Wednesday only! 🌭*

*While supplies last.

07/12/2026

🚨🚨🚨 THEY CALLED ME CRAZY… 🚨🚨🚨

…until I CONNECTED THE DOTS.

Every July…

Squid show up in Holyrood.

“They’re spawning.”

SURE. OKAY.

🦑 Squid arrive
🎆 Drone show appears
🎸 Concerts happen
🍔 BBQ &🍺 Beer
🎬 Movie Night
🏖️ Beach Party
🏃 People RUN 8K FOR FUN???

YOU THINK THIS IS NORMAL???

NO.

It’s a shareholders meeting.

Every te****le gets a vote.

Who approved the drone show?

🦑 The Board.

Who booked the concerts?

🦑 Gary.

Who’s Gary?

Don’t ask that again.

BBQ? Distraction.
Beer Sampling? Mind control.
Movie Night? Recruitment.
8K? Fitness test for squid agents.

Trevor the seagull?

“Just flying around.”

RIGHT.

Surveillance.

Have you EVER seen a squid pay for gas?

Exactly.

The drones?

Perfect formation.

LIKE A SCHOOL OF SQUID.

WAKE UP.

By August?

Meetings. Minutes. Motions.

By September?

They’re planning next year.

This post will disappear.

The squid have lawyers.

Eight arms.

Eight briefcases.

Going to SquidFest?

Have fun.

Eat the Rollerdog.

Watch the show.

…but don’t let Big Squid know you know.

🦑
Full “festival details” (evidence):
https://squidfest.ca
A Town of Holyrood Event

👇👇👇

DROP YOUR BEST SQUID CONSPIRACY BELOW.

If it vanishes…

Gary saw it.

⸻

Fact-checked by nobody. The squid declined comment. Gary didn’t. 🦑

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3 Liam Hickey Drive
Holyrood, NL
A0A2R0

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 10pm
Tuesday 6am - 10pm
Wednesday 6am - 10pm
Thursday 6am - 10pm
Friday 6am - 10pm
Saturday 8am - 10pm
Sunday 8am - 10pm

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