09/24/2026
We haven’t been buying more chairs. They’ve been multiplying all by themselves.
This post deserves a little explanation. In the 1700s, Lazzaro Spallanzani challenged the idea that life could appear spontaneously, using boiled broth in sealed flasks. He also pioneered artificial insemination. Neither discovery explains our chairs.
No new chairs, then—but we do have a vintage Spallanzani portrait. A thoughtful gift for a doctor or scientist… or a cheeky wedding present for a couple who appreciate a little reproductive science with their romance.