07/16/2026
🔔 Dear Traveller,
Over the years we've encountered an astonishing number of Supreme High Cosmic Seventh-Generation Quantum Moon Priestesses of the Ancient Secret Whatever.
It got us wondering... What if there were an instruction manual on how to become your very best fake self?
So, purely in the interests of public service (and absolutely not because Mercury Retrograde was left unsupervised) we proudly present our entirely fictional "How to Become a Fake Psychic" Story Board.
Should you feel inspired to reinvent yourself as Scamara White Weasel, graduate of the Shamans R Us Academy of Witchery & Weirdness, descended from Atlantis via a great-grandmother who was definitely an Indian Princess who married the village high shaman... we cannot stop you.
We can, however, laugh, giggle, snort tea through our noses and roll around until the clowns come home.
* As always, this little bit of silliness is aimed squarely at manufactured personas, invented pedigrees, mystical marketing departments and all manner of spiritual snake oil; and most assuredly not at sincere practitioners, genuine traditions or honest seekers.
Because real wisdom rarely needs a costume, a smoke machine, or an autobiography that sounds like it was written by three spiders stoned on trauma Kool-Aid and brown acid while stuck in an ashtray full of burnt herbs.
Now then... Spin the wheel… pick a story board … create a persona and stick to it like gum on a sidewalk sometime around the summer solstice; high noon.
Just don't blame us if you emerge calling yourself Lady Mystara Indigo Ferret, Keeper of the Sacred Photocopier and Guardian of the Laminated Prophecies.
✨ Bells & Baubles
You are the magic that you create... not the story you invent. 🌟🔔Per Stellam et Sonum