Vandal Yarnz

Vandal Yarnz ❤️‍🔥 crochet designer
❤️‍🔥 custom & premade fantasy hats
❤️‍🔥 shop crochet patterns & hats ↓

https://linktr.ee/vandalyarnz

09/10/2026

here is a little update on how many watch hours my last e-begging has yielded 🤡❤️

thank you to everyone who went and watched my crochet tutorials, you guys rock 🌀

I will be dropping two new tutorials (one for a crochet spike ball, another for my clown hairclips 👀👀) very soon! I am fairly confident I can get monetized with these two, wish me luck 🍀

09/08/2026

will you be naughty or nice? 🐍

I'm kicking off spooky season with my stunning jester Medusa 🖤 Look at her in all her splendor!

Crochet jester hat embellished with i-cord snakes. Each stone snake has two hand beaded eyes and metal wiring to shape them at will 🖤

Yezzz I made the entire look myself, yezzzz I also did the set design, nurrr it's not edited in black and white, ITS FILMED IN COLOR AND EVERYTHING IS BLACK AND WHITE IRL. GIVE ME SOME PRAISE.

09/04/2026

you're gonna be soooooo cool with your fancy crochet makes oooOoOooO 😵‍💫🕰️

you looooove crochet tutorials and you looooove to not spend money

I'm tooootally not doing this because I really need to be monetized before Feb 2027 😵‍💫🕰️😵‍💫🕰️😵‍💫🕰️

09/01/2026

stay the HELL away from me 🚫🤡

this is a cannon event if you've ever gone out clubbing 💀

Halloween is gonna be swag as hell this year 🎃PLEASE READ!this pattern includes 3 decorative trim options, instructions ...
08/27/2026

Halloween is gonna be swag as hell this year 🎃

PLEASE READ!

this pattern includes 3 decorative trim options, instructions to add a widow's peak, a separate pattern for a split bonnet, an accessory section with 12+ options, as well as a re-written version of my morning star pattern!

tester reveal: August 30th
tester deadline: October 5th

to apply, you must:

1. screenshot your IG profile
2. measure around your head
3. fill the form in my bio

requirements:

-1+ year of crochet experience
-a mannequin head
-have an IG (the test is hosted there)

more information in the form!

08/25/2026

TESTER CALL ⚠️🧶

ghouls, I'm FINALLY testing my bouncy jester hat crochet pattern, STAY CALM! Halloween is gonna be swag as hell this year 🎃

PLEASE READ!

this pattern includes 3 decorative trim options, instructions to add a widow's peak, a separate pattern for a split bonnet, an accessory section with 12+ options, as well as a re-written version of my morning star pattern!

tester reveal: August 30th
tester deadline: October 5th

to apply, you must:

1. screenshot your IG profile
2. measure around your head
3. fill the form in my bio

requirements:

-1+ year of crochet experience
-a mannequin head
-have an IG (the test is hosted there)

more information in the form!

08/20/2026

NEWS FLASH ⚠️🙄
one year ago 😭🌺

365 days since I created this DIVA, my pride and joy, AKA my gyaru jester ⭐ it seems that many of you know me because of this look, so I thought I'd give it a little revival 🌺🌺🌺

yes, I crocheted this entire clown outfit, yessss there is a pattern for the skirt, yesssss there is a tutorial on my YouTube channel for the cuffs, and YES I am writing a pattern for the hat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

maybe I should make another gyaru jester for Halloween...........

08/13/2026

vandal nation, I've never asked for your help before, I stand before thee to plead my case.

I'm a crochet content creator and I'm not monetized anywhere (except Facebook but I make less than 50$ a month LOL). I believe that we all deserve free resources, I would not be here today without them!

Crochet tutorials take A LOOOT of effort and time, I make them for free because times are rough as hell, I want us all to save our coins and put them where they matter most.

So please, , help me get monetized 😭🧶 Go watch my tutorials, make them for yourself and your friends, have fun with them!!!

I promise you that if I become monetized, I will give back to you ten fold 🧍🏻‍♂️

Here are some random keywords! Im a crocheter from Montreal Canada, I write clowncore and jester crochet patterns! I made a crochet tutorial for a crochet cat hat (very beginner friendly and fun), a crochet tutorial for ruffle clown cuffs which can also be worn as scrunchies, and another crochet tutorial for flagged clown cuffs.

08/11/2026

Give this to Kevin 🤡

Tiered ruffle skirt crochet pattern ⭐ It's bouncy, it's ruffly and it fits EVERYONEEEE

Huge shout-out to my lovely testers for being good sports and making this video with me EHEHEH

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and me lol

SUMMERWEEN SALE 🎃 All my items are 20% off, INCLUDING my jester hats, cat hats, keychains, belt chains (etc) on my websi...
08/07/2026

SUMMERWEEN SALE 🎃 All my items are 20% off, INCLUDING my jester hats, cat hats, keychains, belt chains (etc) on my website 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

I don't discount my jester hats often so enjoy it while it lasts you ghouls xoxo

Also I have no idea if it's actually summerween, I made an executive decision 🎃 I'm preparing my costume early this year LOL

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Montreal, QC

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