06/16/2026
Yesterday, Silas wrote a very important message on the whiteboard at Mandi Mart.
After careful review, we've determined it says:
ποΈ "More snacks."
π¦ "Dinosaurs are cool."
π΄ "Naps are cancelled until further notice."
As management, I can neither confirm nor deny these demands.
One thing's for sure... we're raising the next generation of Mandi Mart employees. β€οΈ