03/24/2026
Moose on the Loose in Grande Prairie:
Woke up to a text, “Yo, check the group chat”
There’s a moose in the schoolyard, just casually like that
Kids at Crystal Park pressed up to the glass
Big brown shadow munchin’ on the grass
City sends a note sayin’ “Please give them space”
Keep your dogs on the leash, let ’em wander at their pace
It’s just another weekday north of thirty‑three
Where the traffic jam’s antlers and not SUVs
Neighbors on the sidewalk filming on their phones
Posting, “Only in Alberta,” as they stroll back home
If you see a giant shadow in your cul‑de‑sac tonight
It’s not the end of days, it’s just a moose under the streetlight
There’s a moose on the loose in Grande Prairie
Trottin’ down the street like it’s totally ordinary
Crosswalk king with the world’s best rack
Everybody take a picture but give him some slack
Hey, hey, keep calm, don’t run
Let the big guy finish his morning jog for fun
When the north gets weird, we just shrug and say
“Guess it’s just another moosey Monday in Grande Prairie today”
Three tall silhouettes on the football line
Refereein’ recess like it’s game time
Teacher on the whistle, “Kids, stay back!”
While the moose photobomb the class TikTok track
One by Borstad Hill, two by Royal Oaks
Starring in the group chat memes and jokes
Call 3‑1‑1 if they’re chillin’ by the swings
’Cause in this town wildlife does its own thing
“Okay, step one: don’t panic, just breathe
Step two: keep your pupper on a leash, please”
Step three: give the antlers six lanes of space
Step four: tell your friends you saw a moose downtown today
