05/31/2026
LOOK AT THIS FLOWER. 🌼👀
Leucanthemum ‘Banana Cream II’ is out here looking like it hired its own photographer.
Absolutely stunning. ✨
Meanwhile, we’re headed to Montreal in a van so full that Ottawa had to wait until tomorrow. 🚐🌿
Sorry, Ottawa. We love you. ❤️
But Montreal on a Monday?
Not a chance.
We’d rather cut back a 20-year-old Miscanthus giganteus with dull pruners than sit in Montreal traffic. At least the grass eventually gives up. 🌾😂
The bigger surprise this weekend?
The emails. 📧
Apparently shrinking our delivery area hit some people harder than expected.
A couple of messages felt less like customer feedback and more like we’d ended a long-term relationship over text.
“How could you do this through social media?” 💔
Ma’am.
You ordered six plants.
Two years ago.
Your address is a four-hour round trip from the greenhouse.
This wasn’t a breakup.
This was logistics. 😂
Then came our favourite email.
Apparently, because a delivery was delayed, we should be covering the cost of a babysitter that had been booked so someone could plant 14 perennials.
FOURTEEN. 😳
Now maybe we’re doing parenting wrong, but we have four kids.
The last time we hired a babysitter, we went for a steak dinner. 🥩
Nobody spilled milk.
Nobody asked for snacks.
Nobody yelled “Mom!” or “Dad!”
It was glorious. 🙌
So if you’ve booked a babysitter to plant your perennials, put BABYSITTER BOOKED in the order notes.
We’ll know the stakes are high. 😂🌿
Happy Sunday from somewhere on the 401. 🌼🚐