11/09/2026
Them: "Hey, does a company like yours have any trade secrets?"
Me: " not really"
Them: " what about how you make the ornaments?"
Me: " oh yeah! 🤐🤫🤐🤫"
I've searched, and with great certainty. I can say that we are the only bicycle company in what appears to be the entire world that operates the way we do.
Guess that makes us one of the most unique bike shops in the world.
Them: "Why are you telling us all this?"
Me: " CUZ WERE HAVING A SAAAALEEEE!! MAJOR BLOWOUT TIME!"
Them: " that doesn't really track.."
Me: " it does because i'm eccentric dang it!!"
🤪😜😂🤣😅