Jerk Merch

08/16/2026

🐄😂 JERK MERCH has invaded Cowapalooza!

We’ve got our hilariously inappropriate Jerk Merch cards at the Cheesy Cow tent today..:perfect for friends, family, coworkers…or that special someone who deserves to be called a jerk. 😏

💌 $6 each OR 4 for $20!

Come get some at Cowapalooza and stock up, because sometimes a regular greeting card just doesn’t say it quite right. 😂🐄

07/10/2026

No Jerk Merch at Art In the Barn this year. For the first time I’m going as a customer!!!! You can get cards (and delicious treats & sandwiches) at Reel Treats Popcorn and Sweets in downtown Woodstock, though!

11/22/2025

Looking to send some smartassery this holiday season? has you covered! Say it with contempt or indifference with a holiday Jerk Card! Choose from Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, Krampus, and New Year’s! Message for details or find them all at Reel Treats, downtown Woodstock! Pick up some delicious candy and popcorn while you’re there! ‘‘Tis the season to be smarmy!

11/22/2025

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10/11/2025

Happy Thanksgiving from Jerk Merch! 🇨🇦🦃

07/12/2025

We’re ready and waiting for YOU!!!

IT'S TODAY & TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!
There is 🎨 So Much Talent at This Year's Art in the Barn! 🖌️
We’re bringing back your favourites plus an exciting lineup of new and talented artisans.
Check out the full list and maps on our website — and start planning your visit!
📅 July 12 & 13
📍 https://www.artinthebarndorchester.com/