Tale Of Two Hookers

05/09/2026

I may not have been put onto this earth to make it prettier
But most certainly
Im here to make it creepier

04/09/2026

03/09/2026

Our next event!!!! Come see us September 12th at The Oxford Trail Riders Park and Ride in Oxford!

01/09/2026

New school year begins with a new make!!
Dog bandanas!
Even if you havent seen us make something- doesnt mean we can't!!
Custom orders are always welcome!!

29/08/2026

Custom car magnet makes.
What did you make today??

27/08/2026

Whats our hat bar?
Pick a hat
Pick a patch or two or three
Listen to Percy ramble while he presses your choices
( sorry🤷‍♀️)
Maybe even add a pin!
And you end with a gift uniquely yours!
Some makes from this last weekend!
Want a hat bar at your event?
Shoot us a message!

23/08/2026

Only here till about 1 today!! Scoot over and say Hi!!!

22/08/2026

Come say hi at the Lewiston-Auburn Balloon Festival!!!
Make a hat, find a tumbler, pick out a shirt or sticker, maybe adopt a giant baphomet wall hanging!
Here until 9pm!!

20/08/2026

But seriously
Make my suffering worth it
Stop by and say hi
Simard Payne Park
Friday 4pm -8pm
Saturday 12pm - 8pm
Sunday 12-pm - 7pm

17/08/2026

This Friday-Saturday-Sunday!