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28/09/2026

🚨 RODZILLA UPDATE — THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY. 🚨

A few days ago the plan was simple:

“Let’s print a logo on a Caddy.”

Nice. Sensible. Controlled.

That lasted about 12 minutes. 😂

Since then we’ve printed full-colour trout badges, names, kingfishers, translucent water effects, white + colour + varnish, and full wrap-style designs.

Basically we’ve gone from:

“Can we print here?”

to:

“How much of this thing can we cover before common sense gets involved?” 😈🎣

The photos are some of what we’ve done so far — and we’re only just getting started.

Your fish. Your name. Your club logo. A flag. A favourite place. A photo. Something sensible. Something stupid.

Send us the idea and we’ll see what we can do with it.

🔥 ONLY 4 LEFT ON THE CURRENT OFFER 🔥

The next 4 Rodzilla orders still get:

🎒 FREE Caddy Bag
🎨 FREE custom print upgrade

After those four, custom printing WILL still be available, but as a paid option. We’re still working out the cost because a tiny name doesn’t exactly use the same amount of ink as covering half a Caddy with an angry trout. 😂

Already own a Rodzilla? You’re not left behind either. Send your Caddy back and we can print the one you already have.

New ideas. Same Rodzilla.

One quick heads-up: I’m away for a week from tomorrow. I’ll still answer messages and take orders, but there’ll be NO manufacturing for the week.

So yes, you can still order.

No, I will not be operating a 3D printer from a sun lounger. 😂

👇 ORDER YOURS HERE 👇
https://rodzilla-uk.square.site/s/order

4 left. Then the freebie gets quietly taken round the back. 😈🎣

24/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT… THIS IS ESCALATING. 🚨

We showed you the new custom printed Rodzilla Caddy idea…

…and two more have already gone.

One customer has gone for the big trout wrap.

Another has gone for a full-colour trout badge with their name.

And then there’s this one…

Which I made because apparently giving me new machinery and expecting restraint was a terrible idea. 😂🎣

This Caddy is printed in translucent purple, which means light can travel through the material.

So naturally, instead of doing something sensible, we started messing around with how the print reacts to it.

On the water, we printed colour straight onto the translucent surface and added varnish over selected areas.

No white underneath.

So some light still passes through it and gives the water a really cool almost glowing effect.

Then with the kingfisher, we went the other way.

White layers first.

Then full colour.

Then varnish.

And the result?

The little feathery show-off absolutely pops. 😂🔥

That’s when we realised this is going to get dangerous.

Because now we’re thinking:

Why stop at logos?

Why stop at names?

Why stop at anything remotely sensible?

We’ve still got:

🔥 4 FREE CUSTOM PRINT UPGRADES LEFT
🎒 4 FREE CADDY BAGS LEFT

And for those four, we genuinely want you to test us.

Send us a photo.

Your personal best fish.

The place you caught it.

A date.

A name.

A flag.

A club badge.

A business logo.

A favourite fly.

A trout pattern.

Your dog.

Your mate.

Your face.

Or an inappropriate photo of your other half that may get you banned from your local fishery.

We’re not here to judge. 😂

If you can send it…

we’ll see what we can do with it.

This isn’t some menu where you pick Design A, B or C.

The whole point is:

YOUR Rodzilla should look like YOUR Rodzilla.

And if your idea is slightly questionable?

Even better.

QUICK TIP BEFORE SOMEONE ORDERS THE WRONG ONE 😂

If you’re planning a big wrap, large artwork, or something like the kingfisher across the back…

choose the SOLID TOP.

The honeycomb top still works, but obviously all those holes leave us slightly less room to cover your Rodzilla in questionable artwork.

So:

Honeycomb = still cool.
Solid top = bigger canvas for chaos.

And because we’ve always wanted Rodzilla to be modular, existing customers aren’t getting shafted either.

Already own one?

Send the Caddy back to us.

We can print the one you already have.

We’re not interested in releasing something new and telling the people who supported us early:

“Cheers for that… now buy another one.”

Nope.

New ideas. Same Rodzilla.

AND BEFORE SOMEONE ASKS…

Yes, custom printing will still be available once the free offer finishes.

It’ll just become a paid option.

We haven’t set the price yet because we’re not going to make one up while pretending we know exactly what it costs.

Ink usage is going to vary massively.

A small trout badge and name?

Fairly sensible.

A giant full-colour kingfisher attacking half the Caddy in white ink, colour and varnish?

Slightly different story. 😂

We need to run a few more real jobs, see what the actual ink usage looks like, and then we can price it properly.

For now though…

the next 4 get it FREE.

One last thing — I’m away for a week from Monday.

I’ll still be contactable and orders can still come in, but some custom jobs may take a little longer while I’m away.

And with something this new, I’d rather take a bit longer and get it right than rush it and hand you something that looks like a trout designed during a power cut.

👇 ORDER YOURS HERE 👇

https://rodzilla-uk.square.site/s/order

Then send us your idea.

Sensible is fine.

Ridiculous is better.

Completely inappropriate will at least make us laugh. 😈🎣

23/09/2026

🚨 WATCH THIS FIRST… THEN CHECK THE PHOTOS IN THE COMMENTS. 🚨

Because we think we may have just unlocked something pretty bloody exciting for Rodzilla. 😳🎣

Until now, if you wanted to personalise your Rodzilla, we could play with colours, 3D print badges, logos and names and generally make it yours.

But now…

🔥 WE CAN PRINT DIRECTLY ONTO THE CADDY. FULL COLOUR. 🔥

The machine literally arrived YESTERDAY, so naturally we ignored the sensible option of starting with a tiny logo in the corner and thought:

“What happens if we stick a massive trout across the whole thing?” 😂

Well…

THIS HAPPENS. 👇

And yes, we are currently behaving like kids in a sweetie shop.

This is our very first prototype and we’ve already managed:

🎨 Full-colour photographic printing
🐟 A massive trout design
💦 Water and splash effects
✨ Selective gloss/varnish over parts of the fish and water
🔥 Printing across the different faces of the Caddy
😈 And yes… we’ve now got the FRONT printed too

So we’re already thinking about where this could go.

Your favourite trout.

Your fishing club logo.

Your name.

Your own photograph.

Your own artwork.

Something completely ridiculous that we probably shouldn’t encourage…

Your Rodzilla. Your design.

And this isn’t a sticker or a transfer being applied afterwards.

We’re printing directly onto the Caddy itself.

Now before we get too carried away, we’re going to properly abuse this prototype. 😂

It’s UV ink and we’re expecting it to be extremely durable, but rather than just tell you that, we’re going to test it.

It’s getting wet.

It’s getting knocked about.

And one of these is going through the wash to see exactly what happens.

If we’re going to offer it, we want to know it can cope with being used as actual fly-fishing gear, not just look pretty in a photograph.

BUT THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE THAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT TO US… 👀

Anyone who’s followed Rodzilla knows we’ve always wanted it to be modular.

We love coming up with new ideas and new additions…

…but the last thing we want to do is bring something new out and have everyone who’s already bought a Rodzilla thinking:

“Great… so mine’s old now.”

Nope.

That’s not how we want Rodzilla to work.

So if you ALREADY OWN A RODZILLA, you’re not being left behind.

🔥 YOU’LL BE ABLE TO HAVE THIS TOO. 🔥

It’ll mean sending your existing Caddy back to us, but we’ll be able to print onto the Rodzilla you already own.

No need to buy another complete setup.

No making yesterday’s Rodzilla obsolete.

And definitely no forgetting about the people who supported us in the first place.

We want to keep thinking forward…

while making sure what we create can work backwards too.

New ideas. Same Rodzilla.

That’s exactly why we made it modular.

NOW FOR THE REALLY FUN BIT… 😈

You already know we’re currently giving away a FREE CADDY BAG with new Rodzilla orders.

Well…

WE’RE DOWN TO THE LAST 6.

So we’ve decided the final six are getting something extra.

🔥🔥 THE NEXT 6 RODZILLA ORDERS GET: 🔥🔥

🎒 FREE CADDY BAG

AND

🎨 FREE CUSTOM CADDY PRINT UPGRADE

Yep.

FREE.

You help us come up with the idea and we’ll work with you to create your design.

Logo, colours, trout, club, nickname, photograph, artwork…

give us something to play with.

We just ask for a little patience because this technology is brand new to us and we’re still learning exactly what we can make it do.

Although judging by what we’ve achieved in the first 24 hours…

we think we’ve barely scratched the surface. 👀

So here’s the question:

👇 IF YOU COULD PRINT ANYTHING ON YOUR RODZILLA… WHAT WOULD IT BE? 👇

Let’s see how mad we can make these last six. 😂🎣🔥

6 FREE BAGS.
6 FREE CUSTOM PRINT UPGRADES.
WHEN THEY’RE GONE, THEY’RE GONE.

Order here

https://rodzilla-uk.square.site

📸 Finished photos are in the comments below — have a look at the close-ups because the gloss detail on the trout needs to be seen.

20/09/2026

20/09/2026

🚨 8 BAGS LEFT. SOME OF YOU HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL 😂🎣

Another Rodzilla has gone, which means we’re now down to:

🔥 8 FREE RODZILLA BAGS LEFT 🔥

The latest ones have gone out in black, blue, olive mounts, lime mounts and orange mounts…

So clearly the brief was:

“Make it tasteful.”

And several of you replied:

“Absolutely not.” 😂

We respect that.

If you’re still hovering over the idea of ordering one, just be aware that every time you say:

“I’ll sort it next week…”

someone else is quietly nicking your free bag.

And probably choosing louder colours than you would have had the courage to pick anyway. 😏

So go on.

Keep it sensible.
Make it obnoxious.
Build one that looks like it lost a fight with a highlighter pack.

We’ve stopped judging.

Mostly.

Your Rodzilla. Your colours. Your consequences. 🎣

🔥 ONLY 8 FREE BAGS LEFT 🔥

21/08/2026

🔥 ANOTHER RODZILLA GONE… AND ANOTHER FREE BAG CLAIMED.

That means we’re now down to:

🎁 13 FREE RODZILLA CARRY BAGS LEFT

And this one? We had a bit of fun with it…

🖤 Black base? No problem.
🍯 Honeycomb top and bottom? No problem.
💙 Blue Rodzilla badge? Yep, you’re getting it.
🏴 A Scottish heraldic badge engraved in for our patriotic customer? No problem.
🎣 And a free Rodzilla carry bag to top it all off? Of course.

That’s the whole point of Rodzilla.

We don’t want every one leaving here looking exactly the same.

You pick the combination. We’ll see what we can do with it.

Different base colours.
Different inserts.
Different badge colours.
Custom engraving.
And with the new tech we’ve got coming… things are only going to get more ridiculous. 😈

So the challenge is officially on…

🔥 TELL US YOUR RODZILLA COMBINATION.

Go subtle.

Go loud.

Go completely over the top.

Tell us what you’d build.

And if you’re one of the next 13 orders, we’ll chuck in one of our new Rodzilla carry bags FREE.

Your Rodzilla. Your colours. Your problem. 😂🎣

18/08/2026

👀 RODZILLA’S BEEN QUIET… TOO QUIET.

Don’t worry, we haven’t gone soft.

We’ve been busy making things louder, greener and a bit more ridiculous.

💚 First up — after far too much messing about sourcing the right shade, we’ve finally nailed a new green that prints properly and looks absolutely savage.

Pictures coming soon.

We’ve also changed the way we print the Rodzilla itself.

The logo is now a separate badge recessed into the front of the caddy, which means it can be printed in a completely different colour to the main body, see pictures below.

Black caddy. Lime badge.
Grey caddy. Orange badge.
Pink and green if you’re that way inclined.

Your Rodzilla. Your problem. 😂

🎣 AND NOW… THE RODZILLA CARRY BAG.

Black drawstring bag, big enough for a 4-Rod Rodzilla, finished with the Rodzilla logo in that lime green.

And before anyone asks…

No, we haven’t just ordered a load of branded bags off the internet.

We buy the plain bags in, but then we do the rest ourselves.

✂️ We cut the heat-transfer vinyl ourselves.
🔥 We press the logo ourselves.
📦 We finish them ourselves.

No mass-produced tat. No outsourced branding. Just us making more work for ourselves.

🎥 We’ll stick a little video up soon showing how we cut and apply the transfers too.

To launch them, the next 15 Rodzilla orders get a carry bag FREE.

One has already been taken.

🔥 14 LEFT.

Once they’re gone, they’re gone — after that the bag becomes a paid Rodzilla accessory.

And then there’s the bit we’re really excited about…

🚨 FULL-COLOUR UV PRINTING IS COMING.

Our new UV printer is on the way and, once we’ve figured out which buttons not to press, we should be able to print full-colour designs directly onto the top of the Rodzilla caddy.

Not 3D printed.

Actual full-colour ink.

Logos. Graphics. Artwork. Custom designs.

If it works the way we expect, it’s going to open up a ridiculous amount of customisation.

It’ll be an optional extra, priced on request, and as soon as we’ve had a play with the machine and stopped pretending we know what we’re doing, we’ll start posting some examples.

We’ll also be running a promo competition once we’re up and running.

So…

💚 New green
🎨 New recessed badge colours
✂️ Transfers cut in-house
🔥 Bags finished in-house
🖨️ Full-colour UV printing incoming
🎁 14 FREE BAGS LEFT

If you’ve been thinking about ordering a Rodzilla, stop thinking and get on with it.

Your free bag won’t be hanging around forever. 😈🎣

31/05/2026

🦖 It was about time Rodzilla got himself a little mascot… 😎

Meet Baby Rodzilla.

Not quite as terrifying as Daddy Rodzilla yet, but give him time… he’s already got the attitude, the teeth, and absolutely zero respect for personal space. 🤣

For scale, the big lad next to him is Daddy Rodzilla, which took just over 4 days of printing to bring to life. Layer by layer, hour after hour, and more than a little patience.

The original plan was simply to print a small desk companion for the office…

Now we’re not entirely sure if these two should stay as one-offs or whether a few more might accidentally find their way into existence. 👀

No promises.
No launch date.
Not for sale.

…yet. 😏

What do we reckon?

👍 Baby Rodzilla
❤️ Daddy Rodzilla
🔥 Both need to happen



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