Humphries Butchers

30/09/2026

🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS ORDERS ARE NOW OPEN! 🎅🎄

With the weather doing its best impression of four seasons in one week, we thought we’d give you something you can rely on… Christmas dinner! 😂

🎄 Our Christmas orders are now OPEN at Humphries Butchers!

Whether you’re after the perfect turkey, beef, pork, lamb, gammon or all the trimmings, get your order in early and let us take care of the important stuff.

Because let’s face it… we might not know whether it’ll be a white Christmas, a wet Christmas or a surprisingly warm Christmas — but we do know there’s nothing better than a proper Humphries Christmas dinner! 🥩🍗🎄

📅 Christmas orders are now being taken
📞 Pop in, give us a call or speak to a member of the team to place your order.

Don’t leave it until Christmas Eve — get booked in early!

🎅 Humphries Butchers — keeping Christmas tasty, whatever the climate throws at us! 🌦️😂

05/09/2026

🐑 LAMB SHANKS — THE ULTIMATE COMFORT FOOD! 🐑

Just look at these beauties! 😍 Our tender lamb shanks are ready for the slow cooker or oven.

Slow-cook them low and slow with some rosemary, garlic, onions and a rich gravy, and you’ll have meat that practically falls off the bone! 🤤

Perfect for a cosy weekend dinner — serve with creamy mash, roasted vegetables and plenty of gravy. 👌

📍 Available now at Humphries Butchers!

Get them while they’re on the counter — proper butcher’s lamb, proper comfort food! 🐑❤️

29/08/2026

🚨 BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY – WE’RE HAVING A DAY OFF! 🚨

Well… what a weekend! 😮‍💨🥩🔥

The counters have been flying out, the knives have been busy and the team have worked their socks off keeping everyone stocked up! 👏

So after a properly busy weekend, we reckon the team have earned a day with NO alarms, NO early starts and definitely NO boning out! 😂🔪

That means Humphries Butchers will be CLOSED this Bank Holiday Monday so the team can put their feet up, recharge the batteries and enjoy some well-earned time off. 🍻☀️

We’ll be back Tuesday morning, bright-eyed(ish) and ready to go! 😂🥩

A massive THANK YOU to everyone who came in and supported us over the weekend. ❤️ Your support keeps us busy — sometimes a little TOO busy! 😂

Enjoy your Bank Holiday Monday and we’ll see you Tuesday! 👋

🥩 HUMPHRIES BUTCHERS 🥩

29/08/2026

🥩🔥 FILLET STEAK SPECIAL! 🔥🥩

Time to treat yourself! 😍

Our beautifully tender Fillet Steak is on special offer! 👀

💷 WAS £55.00 per kg
🔥 NOW JUST £48.00 per kg! 🔥

The ultimate steak for a proper treat — tender, delicious and perfect for the weekend! 🥩🤤

But hurry… when it’s gone, it’s gone! ⏰

📍 Humphries Butchers

21/08/2026

It’s a wrap 🎬🎬🎬🎬

With over 300 kilos of chips and 1/2 a tonne of meat last Saturday I never in a million years thought I would be writing this…..

BUT

We have managed to sell all of our excess meat from the cancelled festival last weekend with nearly a thousand people coming through the doors at Whiting Street 🔥🔥🔥🔥

It’s been an incredible effort and wouldn’t of been possible without everyone liking/sharing posts as well as coming in and supporting us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

A special shout out to Thurston Butchers & Humphries Butchers for helping us hold stock & go out of their way for additional deliveries. This is a fine example why we source locally as people are happy to go the extra mile 🥩🍔🥩🍔

All a massive thanks to our team having to come in last minute for extra shifts & go above & beyond during busy times without fuss 👊👊👊👊👊

15/08/2026

31/07/2026

Lovely review from this customer. Are lemmon and green Peper chicken kebabs and are diced lamb and mind kebabs

31/07/2026

🌤️ The cooler weather is back... and so is a counter full of quality! 🥩🔥

With the temperatures dropping a little, we've restocked the display and it's looking better than ever! From our mouth-watering baby back ribs and juicy steak burgers to plenty of fresh cuts ready for tonight's dinner or this weekend's BBQ, we've got you covered.

Pop into Humphries Butchers and see what's fresh today – quality meat, friendly service, and a fully stocked counter waiting for you.

We look forward to seeing you soon! 🥩

10/07/2026

🔥 Weekend plans? We've got the food sorted. 🥩⚽

Whether you're firing up the BBQ with friends, feeding the family, or settling in to watch the football, make sure you've got the best on the grill.

From juicy burgers and handmade sausages to premium steaks and BBQ favourites, we've got everything you need to make the weekend a winner.

Pop into Humphries Butchers and stock up before kick-off. 🍔🌭🔥

Open 7am till 5 pm