Delivery Dude Dunfermline

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Delivery Dude Dunfermline I pick up your shopping or takeaway food orders on your behalf and deliver them. Mon-Thurs 10am-8pm
Friday 10am-9pm
Sundays 10am-6pm

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I cover: Dunfermline, Rosyth, Inverkeithing, Crossgates, Townhill, Crossford and Kelty.

This new trend of using AI to create what looks like hand drawn ads is pretty hilarious. Hands up, I used it a little wh...
31/10/2026

This new trend of using AI to create what looks like hand drawn ads is pretty hilarious. Hands up, I used it a little when it came out, but when I realised all the damage it does to our environment, I'm out.

I get it, most small businesses neither have the time nor money to get a pro designer in for every single ad you run, I definitely don't.

However, it would take an hour or so on youtube to learn how to use photoshop or canva and do it yourself.

Anyway, here is my latest ad campaign, took me ages, if you need something collected and delivered and you don't need a massive van for it, give me a message and I'll do you a good deal.

Whether its a click and collect, marketplace purchases, same day courier work, low rates, great service 😎

30/10/2026

The other companies literally knocking folk over and you still won't use me, I give up 🙄

That's the halloween decorations done 🎃
30/10/2026

That's the halloween decorations done 🎃

26/10/2026

If nobody wants that car that's abandoned at Tesco, can I have the alloys?

Some more non AI posters 😆It's really not that hard to do.Yes I did use it a bit at first, but I think we can all agree ...
19/10/2026

Some more non AI posters 😆

It's really not that hard to do.

Yes I did use it a bit at first, but I think we can all agree that AI is a bit sh*te and so are my competitors 💩

My marketing budget is non-existent. But I'm still the best 😎
19/10/2026

My marketing budget is non-existent.

But I'm still the best 😎

18/10/2026

Keeping checking the post for my new fuel card, but all I'm getting is letters from the NHS wanting to play with my butt 😆

I mean I'm sure a Temu haul is fun for a while, but you should really try a CCBeeMu haul 🍺
17/10/2026

I mean I'm sure a Temu haul is fun for a while, but you should really try a CCBeeMu haul 🍺

Have been quiet recently, mostly because I was having a big existential crisis about my upcoming big birthday last weeke...
15/10/2026

Have been quiet recently, mostly because I was having a big existential crisis about my upcoming big birthday last weekend (I turned 30 😉).

The high price of fuel is a constant worry and has been a source of much stress and cashflow issues, so I decided I had enough and just took a fortnight off to take stock and celebrate like a total diva.

I went to Yorkshire for a surprisingly wholesome extreme metal festival and stayed in my van, which was very cosy.

Came back,and had a wh**ky tasting in my fave pub Monty's with all my pals, then had loads of folk round my house for a birthday party.

Went to a pumpkin patch in Ayrshire with our pals and to top it all off, I got to go out tonight with this wee babe for a lovely meal to celebrate 12 years of marriage.

Can't really be bothered going back to work, but now I have a discounted fuel card, it's going to be a lot easier.

The new, more relaxed, older and wiser version of me will be back on Monday 💪

You might think my jokes are corny, but I think they're a-maize-ing 🌽
14/10/2026

You might think my jokes are corny, but I think they're a-maize-ing 🌽

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Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 8pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 9pm
Sunday 10am - 6pm

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