02/09/2026
Ode to the Boxer Brief
When Highland cows come strutting through the glen,
With shaggy fringe and attitude to spare,
They spy a leopard — “Och, that’s a looker!”
And think, “We’ll make a braw wee pair, nae doubt!”
They hug the hips with comfort, style and grace,
While confidence comes bouncing in behind;
No ordinary briefs could take their place —
These are the knickers destiny designed.
So wear your cows with leopard-print aplomb,
And strut as though you own the Highlands — MOO!
For life’s too short for boring pants, by gum,
And quirky underwear looks good on you.
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