Mad Foxes Lovers

06/02/2026

A couple of years ago, I released a hardcore poetry-cum-rap s*x album to protest the Scottish government's sh*tty Hate Crime Bill. See if you Mad Foxes filthy rat fans recognise the audio clip at the start. :)

7 track album

29/01/2026

Known for: Mad Foxes, Blue Rita, Caged Women

29/01/2026

"Hello bastards, here's a little medal for ya!"

Stiletto is not the infamous Mad Foxes biker's real name, believe it or not. Also going by the name Eric Falk, his real name is Ulrich 'Ueli' Falk, and he was an Olympic judo gymnast. Seriously. Here's his 1972 Munich Summer Olympics results.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200418065512/https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/fa/ueli-falk-1.html

08/01/2026

Come on, you lazy filthy rats! Post something!

16/12/2025

"Hello bastards, here's a little Christmas present for you!" It's a little-known fact that that Mad Foxes take time off every year from their jobs as thieving, ra**ng, murderous biker vermin to bring Christmas joy to disadvantaged children. They distribute presents to wheelchair-rolling overjoyed tots, biffs who use crutches, bedbound vegetables, etc, before breaking back into the homes they have delivered to later that night and nicking the gifts to give away again next year. They may want to rehab their evil image, but why spend money doing it? Makes sound economic sense.

17/10/2025

Thank f**k. The start of the song sounds like a fat man with a wooden leg clanging his way up some metal stairs, perhaps on his own shoddy revenge mission.

17/10/2025

Lowlife With Knife (Paul Grau, 1981)

17/10/2025

Stern-jawed Hal's on a filthy rat hunt.

17/10/2025

Lazy bitch, lying around on the floor relaxing when there's a N**i biker gang on the loose! Utterly irresponsible!

17/10/2025

"Now please go, and don't continue bothering us."

17/10/2025

"Everybody was drunk fu fighting..."

17/10/2025

United Airlines, Flight 93: The True Untold Story.