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Objectables Greetings cards, funny and rude and otherwise

BTS of a new card range. Swipe to see the collatoral damage (Marins hands).
27/08/2026

BTS of a new card range. Swipe to see the collatoral damage (Marins hands).

Voting is now open!You spent the summer designing and colouring and drawing and now the finalists are here. It's over to...
26/08/2026

Voting is now open!
You spent the summer designing and colouring and drawing and now the finalists are here. It's over to you guys to choose your winner!
🗳
Choose your number and head into the shop to vote ❤.
We've had such a wonderful response to this competition we are absolutely overwhelmed. Thank you to everybody involved, we've had entries from 2 years to 80 years old its been fantastic!
Every single design has been colourful, bold, courageous and we can't thank you enough for your efforts!
Voting closes Sunday 4:30pm so be quick to support your fav! - winners will be announced on Instagram and contacted individually. 🌻
Happy Voting!

It started to rain and we became so overcome with excitement that Marin levitated.🌧Hopefully it's raining wherever you a...
19/08/2026

It started to rain and we became so overcome with excitement that Marin levitated.🌧
Hopefully it's raining wherever you are.
⛈️🌈
Btw we're still accepting competition sheets and CVs!✨️🌂☔️

Uh Oh the pink horse has handed in its notice and we need someone to take up the mantle of the big Sunday shift!🐣If you ...
12/08/2026

Uh Oh the pink horse has handed in its notice and we need someone to take up the mantle of the big Sunday shift!
🐣
If you think you'd like to join a nice team and sell cards and silly objects on a Sunday then please please pop in with your CV!!
We are looking for someone who ideally would have a bit of customer service experience and a jolly disposition is a plus!
🧜‍♀️
Job starts in September so please get your CVs in by the 26th of August!
This position is just for Sundays with a potential for some extra Christmas shifts.
🖊📨📝✨️
(We don't actually hire livestock, our wonderful, lovely Sunday person is going off to big uni life!! We love and miss you already!!💜)

Even when they're on holiday Tim and Annie still find time to visit our gorgeous stockists.INDIE, not a bookshop is loca...
22/07/2026

Even when they're on holiday Tim and Annie still find time to visit our gorgeous stockists.
INDIE, not a bookshop is located in Cascais Portugal 🇵🇹 and its beautiful. (Not sure if they wore the same outfit by accident btw or if that's just what they do now.)
I think they've had a nice time, I'm excited for them to get home and find out that we've flooded the kitchen, let all the gnomes in and given away all the cards for free. 🐸

☀️SUMMER COMPETITION ALERT ⚠️It's just about day 1 of the Summer holidays, ground zero, no man's land. You've been to th...
20/07/2026

☀️SUMMER COMPETITION ALERT ⚠️
It's just about day 1 of the Summer holidays, ground zero, no man's land. You've been to the beach 5 times already, cupboards bare, 6 weeks stretched out infront of you like a black hole.
What better way to kill 5 minutes than an Objectables design competition!✏️
We're kidding, the Summer holidays are great obvs. But if you did want something fun to do you could design a card that might actually get printed and given out to customers in our shop!
This is to celebrate in September which is a really great initiative to get us thinking about how and why we send cards 💓.
Anyway, get creative, draw a big egg or a smelly dinosaur or slough city centre. There's no age restriction, babies, adults, older than adults all welcome! 🏄‍♂️
Pick up a competition sheet in the shop, comp runs from 21st of July to 21st of August. Full boring T's and C's in the highlights. 🥳

We are very excited (that’s my excited face) to be at awards. Nominated for best card shop in the South East and Home ...
02/07/2026

We are very excited (that’s my excited face) to be at awards. Nominated for best card shop in the South East and Home Counties.

Ealing Haaland wears KKNEKKI by Bon Dep hairbands. ❤We sell KKNEKKI by Bon Dep hair bands. 💋..That's it, thats the post!...
23/06/2026

Ealing Haaland wears KKNEKKI by Bon Dep hairbands. ❤
We sell KKNEKKI by Bon Dep hair bands. 💋..That's it, thats the post!!!!! 💅
Oh yes, and here he was spotted buying a bag load to keep his luscious locks out of his face. He's so speedy and tall, I think this is turning into an Erling Haaland appreciation post, how are Norway doing in the world Cup anyway??⚽️
How are we doing? Is it coming home yet?
Do you remember when it wasn't 78 degrees outside and the shops weren't sold out of fans? Anyway I'm rambling instead of doing all the things I should be doing, maybe tag Erling so he knows we're thinking of him.

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