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Big delivery this morning, massive, no idea what it is.Made a bit of a Spekstacle in the shop.It felt pretty Spekstacula...
14/10/2026

Big delivery this morning, massive, no idea what it is.
Made a bit of a Spekstacle in the shop.
It felt pretty Spekstacular actually.
The boxes were extra Speksy!!!
I am really working for my paySpek here!!! (Not sure that one works)

Would you like a free card??Because we're giving away a free card with every purchase this week 🥳In fact, we might give ...
21/09/2026

Would you like a free card??
Because we're giving away a free card with every purchase this week 🥳
In fact, we might give you a card just for doing a big cheesy grin while you're in the shop or a twirly jig!!
🕺
We've spoken a lot about Thinking of You Week this summer and it's finally upon us! That means that our amazing local artist winners have had their designs printed ready to give TO YOU!!! (Psst, your card packs are in the shop ready to collect dear winners xx)
😍
Thinking Of You Week is such a great initiative to get us all sending cards, letters, postcards to our loved ones. Letting someone know that you're thinking of them is a small thing that goes a long way. 🖊💙.
So anyway, pop in, nab a freebie, cheesy grin on your way out please!
Greeting Card Association

You voted! We counted!Here are our Thinking of You Week WINNERS!!!!!✏️✒️🖍🖊🖌We just cannot believe the talent in this tow...
08/09/2026

You voted! We counted!
Here are our Thinking of You Week WINNERS!!!!!
✏️✒️🖍🖊🖌
We just cannot believe the talent in this town from all ages! Thank you everyone who participated and please say CONGRATULATIONS to our winners, Finlay, Winnie and Sophie 🥳🥳.
We will be giving out these cards for free during Thinking of You Week which starts on the 21st of September.
Thank you voters, thank you designer's, thank you Folkestone!!

BTS of a new card range. Swipe to see the collatoral damage (Marins hands).
27/08/2026

BTS of a new card range. Swipe to see the collatoral damage (Marins hands).

Voting is now open!You spent the summer designing and colouring and drawing and now the finalists are here. It's over to...
26/08/2026

Voting is now open!
You spent the summer designing and colouring and drawing and now the finalists are here. It's over to you guys to choose your winner!
🗳
Choose your number and head into the shop to vote ❤.
We've had such a wonderful response to this competition we are absolutely overwhelmed. Thank you to everybody involved, we've had entries from 2 years to 80 years old its been fantastic!
Every single design has been colourful, bold, courageous and we can't thank you enough for your efforts!
Voting closes Sunday 4:30pm so be quick to support your fav! - winners will be announced on Instagram and contacted individually. 🌻
Happy Voting!

It started to rain and we became so overcome with excitement that Marin levitated.🌧Hopefully it's raining wherever you a...
19/08/2026

It started to rain and we became so overcome with excitement that Marin levitated.🌧
Hopefully it's raining wherever you are.
⛈️🌈
Btw we're still accepting competition sheets and CVs!✨️🌂☔️

Uh Oh the pink horse has handed in its notice and we need someone to take up the mantle of the big Sunday shift!🐣If you ...
12/08/2026

Uh Oh the pink horse has handed in its notice and we need someone to take up the mantle of the big Sunday shift!
🐣
If you think you'd like to join a nice team and sell cards and silly objects on a Sunday then please please pop in with your CV!!
We are looking for someone who ideally would have a bit of customer service experience and a jolly disposition is a plus!
🧜‍♀️
Job starts in September so please get your CVs in by the 26th of August!
This position is just for Sundays with a potential for some extra Christmas shifts.
🖊📨📝✨️
(We don't actually hire livestock, our wonderful, lovely Sunday person is going off to big uni life!! We love and miss you already!!💜)

Even when they're on holiday Tim and Annie still find time to visit our gorgeous stockists.INDIE, not a bookshop is loca...
22/07/2026

Even when they're on holiday Tim and Annie still find time to visit our gorgeous stockists.
INDIE, not a bookshop is located in Cascais Portugal 🇵🇹 and its beautiful. (Not sure if they wore the same outfit by accident btw or if that's just what they do now.)
I think they've had a nice time, I'm excited for them to get home and find out that we've flooded the kitchen, let all the gnomes in and given away all the cards for free. 🐸

We are very excited (that’s my excited face) to be at awards. Nominated for best card shop in the South East and Home ...
02/07/2026

We are very excited (that’s my excited face) to be at awards. Nominated for best card shop in the South East and Home Counties.

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67 The Old High Street
Folkestone

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Monday 10am - 5pm
Tuesday 12pm - 5pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 5pm
Friday 10am - 5pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm
Sunday 10am - 5pm

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