Put STUFF on it

Put STUFF on it We don't do boring condiments. MasterChef UK Quarterfinalist
Big, bold, ridiculously good STUFF. Liverpool

We’ve made something.You don’t need it.But after one sprinkle, you’ll start looking at every meal thinking:“Could I put ...
12/09/2026

We’ve made something.

You don’t need it.

But after one sprinkle, you’ll start looking at every meal thinking:

“Could I put that STUFF. on this?”
The answer is yes.

Obviously.

Eggs. Chips. Toast. Noodles. Pizza. Dumplings.
Standing at the fridge eating it straight from the jar like a little goblin.

No judgement here.

PUT THIS ON EVERYTHING.

Coming very bloody soon.

STUFF.
Good stuff to put on your stuff.

🪩NEW STUFF. HAS ENTERED THE DISCO🪩Meet ROLA COLA DISCO PICKLES.Yep. Cola. Pickles. Together. And somehow they absolutely...
10/09/2026

🪩NEW STUFF. HAS ENTERED THE DISCO🪩

Meet ROLA COLA DISCO PICKLES.

Yep. Cola. Pickles. Together. And somehow they absolutely SLAP.

Sweet, sticky cola vibes
Sharp, crunchy pickle goodness
Warm spice, citrus and a little bit of magic
Completely unnecessary disco energy

Chuck them on burgers. Shove them in sandwiches. Introduce them to a cheeseboard. Eat them directly from the jar at 11pm while standing in front of the fridge. We don't judge.

Sweet. Tangy. Cheeky.

CRUNCH IT — MUNCH IT — BOOGIE.

Another bit of STUFF. we probably didn't need to invent... but we're bloody glad we did.

Who wants a jar? 🪩🥒

Something’s lurking under there… and it’s kind of a big dill.We’ve taken the humble pickle, turned the lights down, whac...
08/09/2026

Something’s lurking under there… and it’s kind of a big dill.

We’ve taken the humble pickle, turned the lights down, whacked the disco ball on and done something slightly inappropriate with cola.

The result?
You’ll meet her soon.

For now, just know that plain pickles are about to look very underdressed.

🪩🥒 🛼
STUFF. Good stuff to put on your stuff.

WELL, WELL, WELL… LOOK WHAT’S TURNED UP.Meet the newest bit of STUFF.FILTHY BLOODY MARY KETCHUP. Savoury. Spicy. Naughty...
05/09/2026

WELL, WELL, WELL… LOOK WHAT’S TURNED UP.

Meet the newest bit of STUFF.

FILTHY BLOODY MARY KETCHUP.

Savoury. Spicy. Naughty. And absolutely not here to behave itself.

Loaded with all the filthy little flavours you’d expect from a Bloody Mary; tomato, horseradish, Worcestershire, celery, lemon, hot sauce and plenty of attitude.

Chips? Drown ’em.
Bacon butty? Drip it.
Burgers? Obviously.
Nachos? Slather 'em.
Straight off the spoon? We’re not judging.

Basically, if you can put ketchup on it, you can put Filthy Bloody Mary Ketchup on it.

Brunch just got interesting. 💋

STUFF.
Good stuff to put on your stuff.

Brunch just got a little bit naughty. 💋Our next bit of STUFF. is hiding under there… and she’s got attitude.Any guesses ...
04/09/2026

Brunch just got a little bit naughty. 💋

Our next bit of STUFF. is hiding under there… and she’s got attitude.

Any guesses what we’ve been getting up to?

Wrong answers absolutely encouraged.

STUFF.
Good stuff to put on your stuff.

A SMALL BUT IMPORTANT STUFF. ANNOUNCEMENT. You lot need to calm down.We made our first batch thinking we’d have plenty.C...
03/09/2026

A SMALL BUT IMPORTANT STUFF. ANNOUNCEMENT.

You lot need to calm down.

We made our first batch thinking we’d have plenty.

Cute.

There are now just 10 jars of Crispy Peanut Butter Chilli Oil left to pre-order.

That’s it. Ten little jars standing between you and the crushing disappointment of having to eat your eggs/noodles/toasties with normal condiments like some sort of Victorian.

Absolutely not.

Peanut buttery
Chilli-y
Aggressively garlicky
Crispy, crunchy and delicious filth

£6.95 a jar.

Want one? Comment GIMME THE STUFF or slide into our DMs.
When these 10 are gone, Batch One is officially DONE.

Which is frankly ridiculous.

We only just got here. 🖤

The response last night was slightly unhinged and we absolutely approve. Turns out quite a lot of you are VERY intereste...
02/09/2026

The response last night was slightly unhinged and we absolutely approve.

Turns out quite a lot of you are VERY interested in our STUFF.

So, seeing as you asked…

CRISPY PEANUT BUTTER CHILLI OIL.
Roasted peanuts.
Crispy chilli.
Garlic. Lots of garlic.
Peanut buttery goodness.
And absolutely no interest in being subtle.

Spoon it over noodles.
Put it on eggs.
Attack a toastie with it.
Give your roasties a personality.
..Or stand at the fridge eating it directly from the jar with a spoon.

We don’t judge. Mainly because that’s exactly what we’ve been doing.

Our first batch is small. Like “you lot might have already accidentally sold it out before we’ve launched it” small.

So if you want a jar, shout STUFF ME below and we’ll add you to the list.

STUFF.
Good stuff to put on your stuff.

Well, this got out of hand.We put peanut butter in our homemade chilli oil.Then added even MORE peanuts. Crispy onion. C...
01/09/2026

Well, this got out of hand.

We put peanut butter in our homemade chilli oil.

Then added even MORE peanuts. Crispy onion. Crispy garlic.
Then stood over the pan eating it with a spoon like a pair of absolute goblins.

So yeah.

CRISPY PEANUT BUTTER CHILLI OIL.

Our first bit of STUFF.

Salty. Nutty. Crunchy. Spicy.

And it has absolutely no business being this good.

Put it on eggs. Noodles. Chips. Toasties.

Put it on a kebab at 1am.

Put it on a digestive. We’re not your mum.

Put it on your cornflakes if you’ve completely lost control of your life.

Or eat it straight from the jar, standing in front of the open fridge at midnight wearing nothing but your pants and regret.

We don’t make the rules.
Actually, we do.

There’s only one.

PUT STUFF. ON STUFF.

Good stuff to put on your stuff.

Our first small batch is very limited and you will be able to get your filthy little hands on it soon.

Want a jar?
200ml • £6.95

Drop us a comment, send us a message or give us a shout below and we’ll put your name on the STUFF. list.

First come, first STUFF.ed.

Your noodles called. They're bored.We're sorting it.STUFF. Good stuff to put on your stuff.
31/08/2026

Your noodles called. They're bored.

We're sorting it.

STUFF. Good stuff to put on your stuff.

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