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The Geordie Expert Welcome to leazes bark
www.leazesbark.com

106 kells lane
Low fell
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We offer personalised Geordie gifts, including t-shirts, tote bags, and pet accessories.

28/08/2026

The north east's ownly Newcastle United themed pet store 🖤 🤍

Close 2pm today
Saturday 10am-3pm
Sunday 10am-2pm

Howay the pet's 🐾

28/08/2026

Now is the time to get the pets match-ready 🖤🤍
Even the doggies love a bit makina music 🎶

Happy Friday canny lads & lasses 😍

28/08/2026

Howay in pet’s 🐾

🐶⚫⚪ CHECK OUT ALBIE! HOWAY ALBIE, LAD! ⚫⚪🐶All the way down on teeside and look at him! 😂 What an absolute little belter....
28/08/2026

🐶⚫⚪ CHECK OUT ALBIE! HOWAY ALBIE, LAD! ⚫⚪🐶

All the way down on teeside and look at him! 😂 What an absolute little belter. He knows exactly which colours are the best — BLACK & WHITE! 🖤🤍

Hes a regular customers and now has a baby brother to keep him company 😍 ( yes yes hes been kitted oot too callllllm doon 🤣)

I bet Albie gets some looks strutting around Middlesbrough dressed like that! 😂 But he doesn’t care — chest out, Toon top on, showing everybody who he supports. NEWCASTLE UNITED! ⚫⚪🙌

Absolutely love seeing your photos when the gear arrives and seeing dogs all over the country wearing Leazes Bark stuff. Parcels are flying out all over the UK and around the world now — honestly, it’s brilliant to see. 🌍📦🐾

So if you want your pets looking as smart as Albie and MATCH READY, you know what to do… come and see Stu! 😎

⚫⚪🐾 HOWAY THE PETS! GET THEM MATCH READY! 🐾⚫⚪

🐾⚫⚪ GOOD MORNING, CANNY LADS AND LASSES!! LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS LITTLE BOY! ⚫⚪🐾All the way from the sticks down in Yorks...
28/08/2026

🐾⚫⚪ GOOD MORNING, CANNY LADS AND LASSES!! LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS LITTLE BOY! ⚫⚪🐾

All the way from the sticks down in Yorkshire! 😂 His parcel has landed — harnesses, Toon tops, the lot — and this is the first photo in his new Toon top. 😍 Honestly, fits him like a glove! Look at him man… he looks absolutely unreal. Proper little Geordie, even if he is living down Yorkshire! 😂⚫⚪

This is what I absolutely love about Leazes Bark — seeing your photos when the parcels arrive and your pets are all kitted out. ❤️ And remember, you don't have to be anywhere near Newcastle — I send parcels all over the UK and beyond!

So get your pets MATCH READY at the North East's only Newcastle United-themed pet store!⚫⚪🐶

Feeding mats, collars, leads, harnesses, Toon tops, retro tops, coats, bandanas, treats… you name it, I've probably bloody got it! 😂

I close 2pm today as I have a meeting at 3pm

And keep sending me your photos when your orders arrive — I LOVE seeing them! 🖤🤍🐾

HOWAY THE PETS! ⚫⚪🐶

🌍🐾⚫⚪ ALL THE WAY FROM AUSTRALIA… AND WHERE’S ONE OF HIS FIRST STOPS?! LEAZES BARK! 😂🇦🇺Messages like this are just fantas...
27/08/2026

🌍🐾⚫⚪ ALL THE WAY FROM AUSTRALIA… AND WHERE’S ONE OF HIS FIRST STOPS?! LEAZES BARK! 😂🇦🇺

Messages like this are just fantastic, man. ❤️ The lad has literally just landed today all the way from Australia and one of his first thoughts is, “Right… when’s this Leazes Bark open? I need to get the dog kitted out!” 😂🐶⚫⚪

Marvellous, isn’t it? Honestly, when I sit and think about the people who’ve walked through the doors of my little shop from all over the world, it blows my mind. Australia, Canada, America, Finland, Sweden, Thailand, Japan, Morocco… the list just keeps going! 🌎 And now we’ve got another visitor coming in to get his dog properly TOONED UP! 😂🖤🤍

Mind, he’d better get himself in sharpish because stuff is absolutely FLYING OUT! Some of you are hammering the Bargain Corner, while others are straight in for the brand-new Toon tops. Honestly, I don’t know how I’ve got anything left! 😂

I’ll be BACK OPEN TOMORROW 10AM–2PM, so get yourselves along and have a rummage before even more disappears!

From Low Fell to Australia… HOWAY THE PETS! 🇦🇺🐾⚫⚪❤️

😂⚫⚪🐾 HONESTLY… THESE TWO BLOODY DUGS, MAN! 🐾⚫⚪😂First they somehow managed to get the Newcastle gaffer into Leazes Bark n...
27/08/2026

😂⚫⚪🐾 HONESTLY… THESE TWO BLOODY DUGS, MAN! 🐾⚫⚪😂

First they somehow managed to get the Newcastle gaffer into Leazes Bark not long after he was back off the plane from Malaga… and now Nico González has barely landed, been paraded in front of the Toon fans yesterday, and Lula and Milo have already got him in the bloody shop! 😂😂 I genuinely don't know who these two know anymore. They've got better contacts than me!

Nico was super impressed with Leazes Bark mind. Lula and Milo gave him the full guided tour in their GONZÁLEZ 6 tops, showed him all the Toon gear, treats and everything else. He reckons he wants to see as many dogs as possible getting themselves match ready this weekend for Spurs away! ⚫⚪🐶

I've also managed to get hold of some exclusive Nico autographs — only £150 EACH! 😂😂 Don't worry, I'll even put them in a frame for yous at that price. Absolute bargain, man. No haggling! 🤣

I'm open 10 till 2 tomorrow as i have a meeting i need to attendat 3pm. Saturday i will be open 10 till 3 , and Sunday 10 till about half one. So get yourselves down, get the pets sorted and let's get ready for SPURS AWAY! ⚫⚪🔥

Let's get those three points… and then we'll start giving Tonali some stick next 👌

HOWAY THE PETS! HOWAY THE TOON! ⚫⚪🐶

Wor Charlie rocking his keegan 7 top down in Yorkshire 👌Looks smart as a dart and ready for spurs away on Saturday eveni...
27/08/2026

Wor Charlie rocking his keegan 7 top down in Yorkshire 👌

Looks smart as a dart and ready for spurs away on Saturday evening 😀

All the other dogs will be jealous ill tell you that for nowt 😂

If your pets aren't match ready shame on you 🤣

Back open tomorrow 10am-2pm as I'm at a meeting at 3pm so meed to be away 💨

Then open all weekend Saturday 10am-3 and Sunday 10am-1.30pm 👌

Howay the pet's 🐾

27/08/2026

Out for nowt and al that carry on 🤗

😂🛍️ CANNY LADS & LASSES… CAN YOUS DO ME A LITTLE FAVOUR? 🛍️😂If you’re popping into Leazes Bark, if you can remember, bri...
27/08/2026

😂🛍️ CANNY LADS & LASSES… CAN YOUS DO ME A LITTLE FAVOUR? 🛍️😂

If you’re popping into Leazes Bark, if you can remember, bring your own carrier bag with you!😂

I’ve just worked out I’m getting through around 1,000 carrier bags A MONTH! 😳 For a little independent shop, that’s bloody loads! And because I’ve never charged yous for bags, it’s another one of those little costs that soon adds up.

I’m running pretty low at the minute and I’m having a bit of bother getting more from suppliers, so there’s a chance by the weekend you might be leaving the shop looking like me in this photo — carrying six bags of dog treats under your armpits and wondering what the hell’s going on. 😂😂

So if you’ve got an old carrier bag, Bag for Life, Toon bag, Aldi bag, your nana’s shopping trolley… BRING THE BU**ER! 🤣 Every little saving genuinely helps a small business like mine.

Really appreciate it, canny lads & lasses. ❤️🐾 1,000 bags a month… no wonder I’m going cross-eyed! 👀😂

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