Wee Bit Deid Greetings

21/06/2026

“Aye, Father’s Day. The annual reminder that some dads were absolute icons — even if they drove ye up the wall.
If you know someone whose Da wiz the definition of ‘some man’, gie them a card that actually sounds like a real human wrote it. ❤️‍🩹
No glitter. No cheesy poems. Just pure Scottish truth.
Grab yours before folk start fighting over the last sad card in Tesco.”🥸

21/06/2026

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that are… and all the dads that were.
The legends, the wind‑up merchants, the storytellers, the sleepers‑on‑the‑couch.
The ones still shouting at the telly, and the ones we still hear in our heids.

Here’s to the men who raised us, shaped us, embarrassed us, and loved us in their own chaotic Scottish way.
We remember ye. We celebrate ye. We laugh because of ye.

From Wee Bit Deid Greetings — Happy Father’s Day to the dads, the step‑dads, the grandas, and the great characters we’ll never forget.

19/06/2026

“Right Scotland, tonight’s the night.
Half the country’s pacing, the other half’s already shouting at the telly and the whistle’s no even blown.

We’ve got folk wearing tops from tournaments we didnae qualify for, aunties blessing themselves like it’s mass, and somebody’s Da screaming ‘HIT IT’ at absolutely nothing.

Whatever happens — chaos is guaranteed.
So mon the boys.
Make us scream, celebrate, or at the very least… moan properly the morn.”

AND.....Remember, its fathers day on Sunday, so if you need a quick card, that reeks humour for someone's Da who is remembered as a legend, then send me a message, we will sort you out!! Link in Bio!!

17/06/2026

“Scotland’s the only place where football sneaks into funerals like it’s part of the service.
Back in the day, folk would stop a whole funeral procession just to nip into the pub and check the score. Ministers announced results mid‑eulogy. And half the country’s been buried in a club scarf — sometimes after a family argument about which team they ‘really’ supported.

We greet, we laugh, we argue about fitba’, and then we stick a match ball in the coffin just in case there’s a five‑a‑side in heaven.
Only in Scotland.”⚽⚽⚽

08/06/2026

“Father’s Day can be a big one — for the dads we’ve got, the dads we miss, and the ones who stepped in when they didnae have to.

This card says it the way we actually talk:
‘Yer Da Wiz Some Man.’
Simple. Scottish. Straight from the heart.
Available now for Father’s Day.”

“Link in bio to shop.”

For when “Deepest Sympathies” just don’t cut it. Dark humour,with a Scottish twist!

05/06/2026

⚰️ Fun Fact Friday: The Mourning Hat Trick

In Victorian Scotland, widows were expected to wear black mourning clothes for up to two years — and if they remarried too soon, folk whispered that they “didnae even let the hat cool.”
So aye, grief had a dress code… and gossip had no expiry date.

02/06/2026

🪦 A Proper Fun Fact for Terrible Tuesdays!

In parts of Ireland and Scotland, Tuesday was considered a powerful day for crossing between worlds, so funerals held on a Tuesday were thought to help the soul “get where it’s going” without hanging aboot like a lost tourist.

22/05/2026

🖤Curtains stuck at a cremation.Voice from the back:”Typical. Even deid they’re running late.”
Very Scottish. Very human.
— WeeBitDeid - For when life’s brutal🖤

19/05/2026

🕵️‍♀️ The “Who’s That?”

Every Scottish funeral has that yin.
Standing at the back like a budget James Bond, no speaking, just… lurking.
Cue the aunties:
“Who’s that?”
“Naw but seriously, who IS that?”
“Ah’ve asked three folk and nae one kens them.”
Meanwhile the mystery guest is nodding along like they’ve known the deceased since primary three.
Honestly, at this point we should just hand out medals for Elite-Level Mingling Wi’ Families They Arenae Even In.
🖤 Wee Bit Deid — because even grief comes wi’ a side of pure chaos.

16/05/2026

🎉 Big Birthdays Need Big Energy 🎉
Turns out Wee Bit Deid cards aren’t just for the hard days — they’re cracking for the big milestones anaw.
One of our customers sent this in after gifting a card for a very big birthday… paired nicely with a bottle of something strong. Because nothing says “happy birthday” like a laugh and a dram.
Whether it’s 30, 40, 50, 60 or “I’ve stopped counting”, there’s a card for every age and every attitude.
Cheers to the folk who celebrate with humour — you’re our kind of people 🥃✨ **ky