The Chalk Guy

25/01/2026

Latest upgrade!

16/01/2026

Quick daylight pics from today!
The Missus is adament that the Pub is "finished"...
2 weeks til pay day...look out Temu & Ebay, here I come!🤣🤣🤣

15/01/2026

Okay, okay...I couldn't wait till the Weekend!

14/01/2026

Roll on the weekend! Just had a delivery, can't wait to get these beauties up in The Parker Arms! 1960's onwards, brings back some proper memories!

31/12/2025

Loving my new sign, little late Christmas prezzie for The Parker Arms!

20/07/2025

New Sign Alert!

Welcome to The Gnomes Rest – where the ale is always flowing and the gnomes know how to party! 🧙‍♂️🍺

Another happy customer just got their one-of-a-kind chalkboard plaque delivered today, and we’re chuffed they love it!

Whether your bar’s in a shed, a nook, or under a tree — we’ll bring the blackboard banter straight to your beer garden.

DM to get your own personalised pub sign — cheeky names, custom doodles, and proper pub vibes included.

16/07/2025

Someone's about to get chalkingly lucky...

Close-up of the trusty chalk pens because tomorrow, a brilliant bespoke blackboard is heading off to its new home bar! 🍻

That’s right — another pub shed is about to be properly pubified with some legendary lettering and cheeky chalk charm. Whether you're pulling pints or pouring squash, this board’s got banter built in.

Where’s it going? Let’s just say it’s a spot where tiny folk nest,
A quiet little haven... some might call it a rest.

Cheers to custom creations, clean lines, and a bit of blackboard brilliance! 🖤

Next stop: First class to Proper Pint Paradise.

14/07/2025

14/07/2025

From Rinks to Drinks – Check Out The Oil Patch!

This beauty’s just boarded – a bespoke blackboard brewed up for a Canadian connoisseur of cold beers and colder hockey rinks.

The brief? Blend bar banter with Oilers pride. The result? One slick sign for “The Oil Patch” – a puckin’ perfect pub shed tribute to the mighty Edmonton Oilers! 🇨🇦🍺

Hand-drawn, hockey-fuelled, and full of character – just like the bloke who owns it.

Got your own garden getaway? Shed-sized saloon? Backyard beer bunker?
Slide into the DMs and let’s chalk up something legendary.

Pints, personality, and proper pub vibes – all on one board.

11/07/2025

Calling all garden bar legends and pub shed pros! Check out this cheeky little chalkboard plaque — hand-drawn, one-of-a-kind, and guaranteed to add a splash of charm to your boozy backyard paradise. 🍺✨

Whether it's for naming your noble watering hole ("The Tipsy Toad"? "Shed & Buried"?) or laying down the law ("No Wives, No WiFi, No Worries") — I can chalk it up just how you like it.

Small in size, BIG on banter.

Drop me a message or slide into my DMs to get yours — custom quotes, pub puns, rude rules, and all!

10/07/2025

Want to make your Pub Shed or Garden Bar even more unique? Why not give it a hand drawn, totally unique, bespoke Blackboard? Msg for details!