11/09/2026
Beast of a Heavy (circular) Gift Bouquet Balancing on Her Own Feet! What you can’t see is the tall Edwardian tiered cake stand acting as a rickety pedestal under the striped tablecloth. Why do I revel in this sort of kamikaze behaviour, I don’t know! The relief when you finally get heavy and thick stems like the 5 massive sunflowers or the 6 huge Chrysanthemums and the Amaranthus and Gladioli bound along with all the soft and delicate calendula, mallow, fragile gypsophila… and then instead of just getting it into water asap (that’s always another battle) I go - I know!! I’ll just set this on here and test all levels of gravity and balance and antique afternoon tea furniture longevity, and, actually, I’ll just leave the room and get that crepe wrapping paper that’s upstairs. This is living on the edge for a flower farmer florist. Well, technically it’s living perfectly balanced on the MIDDLE. Because thankfully it was still there waiting after I’d done a tour of the house. 😅👌🏻 Then after it’s attached to water and all wrapped up pretty you have to deliver it in one piece - thankfully I’m now wise to the dangers of exiting blind road-ends and junctions quickly to avoid lorries and this pretty beast bouquet arrived safe, bouncy and beautiful.