06/10/2026
🎃🚨 PUMPKIN EMERGENCY 🚨🎃
Our handmade pumpkin patch has officially become a pumpkin JUNGLE. Deliveries are arriving pretty much every five minutes… okay, slight exaggeration, but honestly, it feels like it!
We put pumpkins out.
More pumpkins arrive.
We sell pumpkins.
EVEN MORE PUMPKINS ARRIVE.
At this point, I’m expecting to come in one morning and find they’ve staged a hostile takeover of the shop. 🎃🎃🎃
How’s your autumn decorating coming along?!
Because I am READY. 🍂 I absolutely LOVE autumn and tomorrow it should finally start behaving like autumn, with temperatures dropping by nearly 10°C. HURRAH!
Bring me the chilly mornings. Bring me the cosy jumpers. Bring me ALL THE PUMPKINS.
Candles? YES.
Wax melts? OBVIOUSLY.
Blankets? Wrap me in one immediately.
Autumn decorations? I’ll take the lot.
Books? 😂😂😂
Who am I kidding? I’m not reading anything.
I’ll be knitting.
With a cup of tea.
Because YES, this is the time of year when I officially abandon coffee and return to my true autumn personality: TEA, KNITTING AND SURROUNDED BY PUMPKINS.
Honestly, what more does a woman need? 🎃🧶🫖🍂
COME ON AUTUMN. WE’VE BEEN WAITING!!!