MischiefnMalphas

MischiefnMalphas Neurodivergent artist of chaos
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Good morning strangelings. I can feel autumn in the air...spooky season is coming people this is not a drill haha. 🌿🐙 ME...
08/09/2026

Good morning strangelings. I can feel autumn in the air...spooky season is coming people this is not a drill haha.
🌿🐙 MEET KELPIE, THE SEAWEED DUMPLING 🐙🌿
A little creature washed ashore from somewhere deep beneath the waves... and frankly, I'm not entirely convinced he intends to go back. 🌊
Kelpie is a tiny seaweed-covered chaos dumpling, wrapped in curling green tendrils, coral-pink suckers and the tiniest floral details. His glossy pearlescent body catches the light beautifully, making all those little details shimmer.
✨ One of one
🌿 Approx. 3 inches tall × 2 inches wide
🐙 Handmade & completely unique
💚 Glossy, gorgeous finish
🌊 Small in size, enormous in personality
He's one of the smaller Chaos Dumplings, so he's £30+ postage.
There will never be another Kelpie exactly like him. Once this little seaweed gremlin swims away to his new home, he's gone for good. 🫧
£30 + postage | One of One | Comes with a matching trinket dish

Who wants to give this little ocean goblin a home? 🌿🐙💚

Are you weird?A little bit strange?Full of dark humour?Odd facts and random talents?With a quirky personality?If you ans...
07/09/2026

Are you weird?
A little bit strange?
Full of dark humour?
Odd facts and random talents?
With a quirky personality?
If you answered yes to any of these questions. Congratulations you are a top tier human. Keep it up

Source: trust me
Study: I said so

🌈🐮 THE RAINBOW HIGHLAND COOS ARE BACK! 🐮🌈You asked, so I brought them back! 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🩷Our colourful little Highland herd i...
06/09/2026

🌈🐮 THE RAINBOW HIGHLAND COOS ARE BACK! 🐮🌈
You asked, so I brought them back! 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🩷
Our colourful little Highland herd is BACK IN STOCK and this time, there are no limited numb If you've been waiting for one, your opportunity has officially arrived. 👀✨
Available in three sizes:
🌈 Small | £10
🌈 Medium | £15
🌈 Large | £20
Each one is handmade and covered in a ridiculous amount of colourful rainbow curls because apparently Highland cows weren't fabulous enough already. 😂🌈
Perfect for brightening up your shelf, desk, craft room, or wherever you keep your tiny herd of questionable life choices. 🐮✨
Back by popular demand! 💖
📩 Message me to order
📦 Postage available

Made a boatload of teeny Halloween charms ...for spooky confetti coo and pumpkin coo. Most glow in the dark too
06/09/2026

Made a boatload of teeny Halloween charms ...for spooky confetti coo and pumpkin coo. Most glow in the dark too

Good morning strangelings, I'm taking the day to play with mischief and malphas. But here's a quick post of my latest wo...
06/09/2026

Good morning strangelings, I'm taking the day to play with mischief and malphas. But here's a quick post of my latest work in progress...the first of the limited edition Halloween coos. Aren't the little ghosties adorable 🥰

Welcome Mischief and Malphas to the team ...ain't they adorable
05/09/2026

Welcome Mischief and Malphas to the team ...ain't they adorable

Good morning chaos dumplings and strangelings...sharing a little shot of my workspace while we run off to pick up some g...
05/09/2026

Good morning chaos dumplings and strangelings...sharing a little shot of my workspace while we run off to pick up some guinea pigs. I'll be back later with a stunning limited edition Halloween coo

🎄✨ **Meet Mint Frost!** ✨🎄This exclusive, one-of-a-kind Christmas cow got tangled up in the holiday lights and decided s...
04/09/2026

🎄✨ **Meet Mint Frost!** ✨🎄

This exclusive, one-of-a-kind Christmas cow got tangled up in the holiday lights and decided she makes a *better* Christmas tree than the trees do! 🌲🐄💚

💎 **Handcrafted and unique** – No two Mint Frosts are alike!
📏 **Palm-sized perfection** – About 3 inches tall and long, perfect for your holiday decor.
💰 **£25** – A festive steal for a piece this special!

🔥 **Want her bigger?** Stay tuned for her larger siblings—including a doorstop-sized version coming soon!

💬 **Comment below** to claim Mint Frost or ask about custom orders! 🎅🎁

Too early for Christmas you say...ok fine how about Halloween coos instead then
04/09/2026

Too early for Christmas you say...ok fine how about Halloween coos instead then

Christmas coo's and I'm not going to lie they're so adorable I want to keep them all haha...these are available for pre ...
04/09/2026

Christmas coo's and I'm not going to lie they're so adorable I want to keep them all haha...these are available for pre order and will be shipped out on the 1st November. Unless you specifically want yours faster there's a few available now.
The little ones are £12
Medium £20
Large £30
There is also an extra large available that is double the size of the large one pictured (she didn't fit in the shot) available as a Christmas doorstop/figure £55

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