29/09/2026
This back doorstep of mine will be the death of me.
Sat having my first brew of the day in peace and I could hear a buzzing in my ear, kept wafting my hair away, thought it had gone but no, the buzzing gets louder, put my finger through my hair to try and dislodge whatever it was and something stings my finger, the buzzing gets even louder, I start to panic, strip off my dressing gown and pj top and it continues, so I shove my fingers in ears and leg it upstairs to get a hairbrush to get whatever it is out. I mean I shouldn't even be surprised something wants to live in this mop in a morning when it looks like this!
A blooming WASP 🐝
What a fabulous start to the day, its definitely woke me up 😂