Cow Lick Hair & Grooming Co.

21/09/2026

21/09/2026

📺 THE COWTCH

Pete told the nation about his missed appointment…

Unfortunately for him, the Moo-fia were watching. 🐮🐟

CASE No. 030933
WATCHING THEM WATCHING US.

15/09/2026

🎬 NOW SHOWING…

The old A-board has officially entered its Speakeasy era.

Nearly 20 years ago, this A-board stood outside my first shop ( funk all hairdressing ) advertising haircuts at my original prices. Last week, I uncovered them again underneath years of paint…

MEMBERS & ASSOCIATES ONLY
BY APPOINTMENT ONLY
NO WALK-INS
KNOCK TWICE… 🥃

What do we reckon — worth the wait? 👀

15/09/2026

THE OLD HERD IS CLEARING OUT 🐄

We’re making way for the next generation of Cow Lick.

50% OFF the current range
£7.50 each
No code needed. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
Or come and buy in store at the Speakeasy Barber

Once this stock is gone, it’s gone in its current form.

FREE Royal Mail Tracked 48 on orders over £35.

cowlickuk.com

11/09/2026

EVERYONE’S ASKING AI WHAT THEY’D LOOK LIKE IN THE ’80s…

I’ve got a better idea.

Let’s actually grow the hair. 😂✂️

Mullets. Longer backs. Big texture. Curtains. Proper ’80s volume.

I’ll shape it, keep it looking intentional and help you survive the awkward stage without resembling a missing member of an ’80s tribute band 🤣

Who’s brave enough? 👀

Drop a 🤘 below if you’d give it a go.

📍 The Speakeasy Barber
By appointment only.

01/09/2026

🐄 THE COW LICK REBRAND JOB 🔐

The Moo‑fia have been ordered to clear the evidence.

Remaining Cow Lick stock is now 50% OFF while we make room for the full rebrand.

Once it’s gone, it’s gone—and some of these original formulas won’t be coming back.

Get involved before the evidence disappears:
COWLICKUK.COM

No snitches. No restocks. While stocks last.

30/08/2026

🚨 THE GREAT COW LICK CLEAR-OUT 🚨

We’re about to give Cow Lick Hair & Grooming Co. a full makeover.

New look. New packaging. New products. Same slightly questionable cattle operation. 🐄🥃

So before the new era arrives, ALL CURRENT COW LICK STOCK IS NOW 50% OFF.

Yep. Half price. Everything that’s left.

This is a genuine REBRAND CLEARANCE, so once the current tins, bottles and stock are gone… they’re gone.

If you’ve got a favourite, now would be a very sensible time to stock up.

If you’ve never tried Cow Lick before, now would be a very irresponsible time not to. 👀

🐄 50% OFF ALL CURRENT STOCK
🥃 WHILE STOCKS LAST
🔒 NO RESTOCKS IN THE OLD RANGE

The new Cow Lick is coming.

Consider this the Moo-fia disposing of the evidence before the Feds arrive. 🕵️‍♂️

👉 Shop online at cowlickuk.com
or grab yours from The Speakeasy Barber.

12/08/2026

When the lights go out… the Moo-fia gets to work. 🌑🐄

No witnesses.
No questions.
Just business.

Some things are better done in the dark.

05/08/2026

EVIDENCE LOCKER UPDATE

The old stock has been seized.

A fresh batch has appeared under suspicious circumstances.

No witnesses.

No paperwork.

Just a new chapter for Cow Lick.

Which one are you taking before the Feds get here? 👀 The evidence speaks for itself. 🕵️‍♂️🐄

29/07/2026

🚨 CONFISCATION NOTICE 🚨
Federal agents have raided the warehouse… and we’ve been ordered to dispose of every remaining item before the Moo-fia unveils its new identity. Help us destroy the evidence. Every order moves us one step closer to the rebrand. 💈 Once they’re gone… they’re gone.

This isn’t a discount because the products aren’t good enough. Quite the opposite.

It’s because a new era of Cow Lick is on the way.

🐄 New look.
🥃 Same premium formulas.
🕵️ Same underground operation.

So if you’ve been eyeing up:
• Stud Mud
• Milky Pomade
• Moo-Shine Beard Elixir
• Udder Armer
• Moo-Stache Wax

…now’s your chance to grab the originals before they become collector’s items.

🚨 When the shelves are empty, Case File 1933 is officially closed.

👉 www.cowlickuk.com

“No snitches. No restocks. No second chances.”