01/08/2026
Ever wonder if movies are real? πΉπ
Well, I now believe The Happening is...
..because today I was attacked by my rose bush!
It impaled me IN THE BACK with a 1cm curved thorn! π
I was literally stuck in the bush. I could reach it and feel it, but because it was curved and embedded, I couldn't get it out myself.
Hubby to the rescue...
He came over, took one look at it and...
YANK!! ππ
Now please tell me...
I'm not the only poor bu**er this has happened to?! π€¦ββοΈπ¦