Reyner's discounts

17/08/2026

💡🐟 MY 5-YEAR-OLD JUST BROKE MY BRAIN! 😂

So my child came out with this question:

“If humans can see water but we can’t see air… can fish see water? And if fish live in water, can they see air?” 🤯😂

And honestly… I HAVE NO IDEA! 🤣

Now I’m sat here thinking about it like I’ve just been handed a GCSE physics exam at breakfast. 😂

But seriously… is this actually a brilliant question or what?! 👏🧠

Imagine being a fish and looking up thinking:

👀 “What’s that weird invisible stuff above my house?” 😂

What do you reckon?

Can fish see water? Can they see air? Or are we all just overthinking this? 🤣🐟🌊

👇 I NEED ANSWERS!

15/08/2026

🎣🚨 FISHING STOCK HAS LANDED… AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THE FISH TO START WORRYING! 🚨🎣

Right then, anglers… the shelves have been attacked by FISHING BAITS! 😂

🔥 NEW Ringers Pellets & Yo-Yo range
🔥 NEW Expanders
🌈 Coppock Bread Crumb in loads of colours — because apparently fish have better interior design standards than we do! 😂
🎯 PVA tape
🕸️ PVA mesh tubes
✂️ Braid scissors — because normal scissors apparently weren't professional enough! 🤣

And that's NOT EVEN EVERYTHING… there's loads more in store that I haven't mentioned!

🚚 EVEN MORE STOCK LANDING NEXT WEEK!

At this rate, we're going to need to put a sign on the door saying:

“SORRY, WE'VE RUN OUT OF ROOM… PLEASE TAKE SOME BAIT HOME.” 😂😂

So whether you're a seasoned angler who can identify a fish by the way it looks at your hook, or you're still at the “I'll just chuck this in and hope for the best” stage… 🎣🤣

GET YOURSELF DOWN AND HAVE A LOOK!

📍 Reyners Discounts
Old Granny Aggie’s Café, Thomas Street, Kilnhurst, S64 5TF

👍 LIKE & SHARE — because somewhere out there is an angler who needs more bait despite already owning enough to feed the entire River Trent! 😂

15/08/2026

14/08/2026

🚨 LET'S BE HONEST… WHO ELSE PANICKED?! 😂

Your phone suddenly goes off with that EMERGENCY ALERT noise… 📱🚨

For about 0.7 seconds you’re thinking:

“Well… this is it. WW3 has started. Tell the family I love them.” 😂💀

Meanwhile, you’re stood there in your pants, holding a brew, wondering whether to hide under the kitchen table. ☕😂

Then you read it…

“Please don’t do something incredibly stupid.” 🤣🤣

Anyone else nearly packed a survival bag?! 😂👇

Like 👍 Share 🔄 and tag the person who definitely panicked!

14/08/2026

🔥💥 SMELL GOOD WITHOUT SPENDING A FORTUNE! 💥🔥

🚨 FRAGRANCE BARGAINS GALORE! 🚨

🌸 35ml perfumes & aftershaves — JUST £1! 😱
🌺 Body mists — ONLY £2 each!
👃 Testers are out so you can have a sniff before you choose your new signature scent! 😂

💎 BIG 100ml fragrances — ONLY £3! 💥

🧼 Lynx deodorant & antiperspirant — £2 each OR 3 FOR £5!
🫧 Ted Baker soap — £1 each OR 6 FOR £5!

💪 MANSCAPE COLLECTION
RRP £14 EACH 😳
OUR PRICE… JUST £3 EACH! 🤯🔥

Basically, your bathroom cabinet is about to become fancier than you are. 😂😂

And that's NOT ALL! 👀
We've got loads more in store, with new bargains landing every week! 🛒💥

📍 Reyners Discounts
Old Granny Aggie’s Café, Thomas Street, Kilnhurst, S64 5TF

❤️ Please like & share — help us spread the bargain madness!

13/08/2026

🐠🐟 THE FISH HAVE BEEN SHOPPING… AND THEY’VE NOT COME BACK EMPTY-HANDED! 😂 🐟🐠

Our fish department is looking VERY healthy at the moment! 🐠💦

We’ve got goldfish food pellets & flakes, tropical flakes, fish treatments, water quality aids, algae wafers, Pleco tablets, axolotl pellets, Daphnia, Tubifex, air tubing, air stones, air curtains, gravel and nets — basically everything apart from a fish that can actually pay for it! 😂💷🐟

Whether your fish are fancy, tropical, bottom-dwelling, slightly weird-looking or have the personality of a wet sock… we’ve got something for them! 🤣

Pop in and have a look — great selection, great prices, as always! 🐠❤️

📍 Reyners Discounts
Old Granny Aggie’s Café, Thomas Street, Kilnhurst, S64 5TF

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13/08/2026

🚨😂 WE ARE OPEN! 😂🚨

Just a little change today… PLEASE USE THE DOOR ON THE DECKING to come into the shop! 🚪😂

Why, you ask? 🤦‍♀️ Well… my ditzy missus has only gone and put the remote for the shutter in the washing machine! 🫣🤣🧺

So while we wait for that little disaster to unfold, we’re still OPEN as normal! 🙌❤️

Come in, have a browse and grab yourself a bargain! 🛍️💷

Reyners Discounts — where even the shutters have a story! 😂😂

See you soon! 👋❤️

12/08/2026

❤️ AND THAT’S A WRAP! ❤️

Well, as the day draws to a close, we just wanted to say a MASSIVE THANK YOU to each and every one of you who has been in today! 🥰🙌

It’s been a BRILLIANT day here at Reyners Discounts, and although I don’t think we’ve quite beaten our ALL-TIME DAILY TAKINGS… we certainly weren’t far off! 😲💷🔥

Every single customer, purchase, share, like and bit of support makes a difference to our little business, and we genuinely appreciate every single one of you. ❤️

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 🙏

Now… time to put our feet up! 😂🦶

Don’t forget to LIKE 👍 SHARE 🔄 and FOLLOW ❤️ — it really does help us reach more people!

📍 Reyners Discounts
Old Granny Aggie’s Café
Thomas Street, Kilnhurst
S64 5TF

12/08/2026

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 June Payling, Kay Elizabeth, Jessie Lou Lou

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12/08/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Aby Robinson, Amy Louise Webster, Reece Murray, Julie Dixon, Steve Lindsay