30/08/2022
"Hello.....are you still there? It's awfully dark out there nurse are they still watching, waiting in the stalls.....looking to see if the old fool can once again stagger out into the limelight and entertain. PROMPT I have no need....I know my lines.....MICROPHONE! How dare you darling I can project and have no need of such things for I am back and by golly....are well allowed to say golly...never quite sure, so swiftly on....By hector you will hear me roar....FOR I AM TWEEDPUNK and I ladies and the odd, often rather odd gentlemen, I shall be creating once more!
Nurse...Nurse, hurry, my tablets are in my dressing room, next to the copy of H&E Monthly...my adult art correspondence don't you know....ahmmm,...Anyway lovely ones, keep a watchful eye on this very page brave little Tweedpunkettes for I shall once more be creating and with all the energy a gentleman of a certain age can muster..oh yes.....you'd be surprised and no doubt will be.....See you all soon, it'll be fun...trust me...oh suit yourselves"....