Wottahoot Rude Cards

24/05/2026

🔥 Use code ‘PRAYINGFORAGINGER’ for 15% off at www.wottahoot.co.uk. Can’t be used in conjunction with any other offer or discount code, we’re not made of money. Ends Monday 25th May 2026.

03/02/2026

Lying About How You Met Since 2012 💀

For all the loved-up couples still telling their nan you met “through mutual friends” when really it was a 2am swipe right after 6 pints 🍻

This Valentine’s, celebrate your beautiful lie with our most relatable card yet!

Because “we matched on Tinder” doesn’t have the same ring as “our eyes met across a crowded bar” does it? 😂

Perfect for couples living that double life - Instagram official romance story vs the ACTUAL reality of a 3am “you up?” text that somehow turned into forever 💕

Shop now - Link in bio
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30/01/2026

Begging for a Pe***ng this Valentine’s Day? 🍑💖

Our most outrageously rude Valentine’s Day Card is back and now available on Amazon (because apparently they’ll sell anything! 😂)

For couples who like their romance with a sq**rt of filth 💦. Boring Cards are for Boring People.

Shop now 👉🏼 https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GF2MY5HD

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Unleash your naughty side at the home of the most colourful rude cards, check out our full, outrageously cheeky collection. We’ve got rude cards full to the brim for every occasion, from Rude Birthday Cards to Rude Leaving Cards.

06/01/2026

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08/12/2025

May Your Turkey Be Moist This Christmas 🎄🎅🏼🦃 Shop our Limited Edition Christmas Card. Link in bio. While stocks last.

24/11/2025

🎁 BLACK FRIDAY FREEBIE ALERT 🎁

Pay JUST postage and get a FREE rude card!
We’re feeling generous (and slightly unhinged) so we’re giving away random cards from our cheeky collection. They’re limited, so be quick & tag a mate.

It’s a mystery! It’s FREE! It’s possibly offensive!
Grab yours before they’re gone 👉 Link in bio

04/11/2025

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03/02/2025

No need to kink shame. 😈🔥 Spice up your Valentine’s with our range of filthy cards. Shop the full naughty range at www.wottahoot.co.uk

17/01/2025

🎉✋ This card says ‘Happy Birthday’ louder than a round of applause.

10/01/2025

💌 Get Filthy This Valentine’s Day! 💌

Looking to spice things up this Valentine’s Day?🌶️🍆

Say goodbye to boring and traditional cards and get cheeky with our absolutely filthy range of Rude Valentine’s Cards!

Whether you’re after something hilariously naughty, playfully cheeky, or downright dirty, we’ve got the perfect card to show your love (and your sense of humour). 🥵

🔥Bold, hilarious designs for couples who love a
laugh.
🔥Perfect for those who like to keep things fun
(and a little naughty).
🔥Free UK delivery - (Delivery upgrades are
available if you’re feeling flash).

🤭 Make Them Laugh or Blush - Browse our full range now and find the perfect card for the love of your life.
Swipe through to see our top picks, or shop the full collection online at www.wottahoot.co.uk!

🌶️ Get ready to bring the laughs and keep things
spicy this Valentine’s Day!


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09/01/2025

💌 Get Filthy This Valentine’s Day! 💌

Looking to spice things up this Valentine’s Day? 🥵🔥 Say goodbye to boring and traditional cards and get cheeky with our absolutely filthy range of Rude Valentine’s Cards!

Whether you’re after something hilariously naughty, playfully cheeky, or downright dirty, we’ve got the perfect card to show your love (and your sense of humor) 😉

🔥 Bold, hilarious designs for couples who love a
laugh.
🔥 Perfect for those who like to keep things fun (and a
little naughty).
🔥 Free UK delivery - (Delivery upgrades are available
if you’re feeling flash).

🤭 Make Them Laugh or Blush - Browse our full range now and find the perfect card for the love of your life.

👉🏼 Swipe through to see our top picks, or shop the full collection online at www.wottahoot.co.uk!

💕Get ready to bring the laughs and keep things spicy
this Valentine’s Day!