Wottahoot Rude Cards

04/06/2026

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04/06/2026

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24/05/2026

🔥 Use code ‘PRAYINGFORAGINGER’ for 15% off at www.wottahoot.co.uk. Can’t be used in conjunction with any other offer or discount code, we’re not made of money. Ends Monday 25th May 2026.

03/02/2026

Lying About How You Met Since 2012 💀

For all the loved-up couples still telling their nan you met “through mutual friends” when really it was a 2am swipe right after 6 pints 🍻

This Valentine’s, celebrate your beautiful lie with our most relatable card yet!

Because “we matched on Tinder” doesn’t have the same ring as “our eyes met across a crowded bar” does it? 😂

Perfect for couples living that double life - Instagram official romance story vs the ACTUAL reality of a 3am “you up?” text that somehow turned into forever 💕

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30/01/2026

Begging for a Pe***ng this Valentine’s Day? 🍑💖

Our most outrageously rude Valentine’s Day Card is back and now available on Amazon (because apparently they’ll sell anything! 😂)

For couples who like their romance with a sq**rt of filth 💦. Boring Cards are for Boring People.

Shop now 👉🏼 https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GF2MY5HD

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Unleash your naughty side at the home of the most colourful rude cards, check out our full, outrageously cheeky collection. We’ve got rude cards full to the brim for every occasion, from Rude Birthday Cards to Rude Leaving Cards.

06/01/2026

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08/12/2025

May Your Turkey Be Moist This Christmas 🎄🎅🏼🦃 Shop our Limited Edition Christmas Card. Link in bio. While stocks last.

24/11/2025

🎁 BLACK FRIDAY FREEBIE ALERT 🎁

Pay JUST postage and get a FREE rude card!
We’re feeling generous (and slightly unhinged) so we’re giving away random cards from our cheeky collection. They’re limited, so be quick & tag a mate.

It’s a mystery! It’s FREE! It’s possibly offensive!
Grab yours before they’re gone 👉 Link in bio

04/11/2025

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