Ape Vapes

Ape Vapes Ape V**es offers in-store support 7 days a week with trained stop smoking advisors and top brands like Geek V**e, Elf Bar, Lost Mary, Elux & Aspire.

Great service, prices & expert advice – on the Isle of Wight and online.

Absolutely forgot to mention ( another TikTok purchase ) Eye stickers 😂Dreading the food shop ? Pop into store before yo...
04/08/2026

Absolutely forgot to mention ( another TikTok purchase ) Eye stickers 😂

Dreading the food shop ? Pop into store before you go and grab some Eye stickers for your little ones. Extra points if you send them so I can see the stickers in good use 👏🏻👏🏻

Here’s a selection from today 😅

Disclaimer.. Ape V**es holds no responsibility for customers being banned or escorted out of supermarkets for sticking eyes on products 🤐

Also… Baby pigeon feeding video in the comments 🐣

Something new available from all stores 🏬 VIBE SE 2 😍 grab one in your favourite colour and 3 Nic Salts of your choice f...
03/08/2026

Something new available from all stores 🏬

VIBE SE 2 😍 grab one in your favourite colour and 3 Nic Salts of your choice for just 20 gold coins ✅

Quick update …

📍All stores are receiving restocks tomorrow 🥳

📍I’ve actually lost followers the past couple of days so I can only put it down to the heavy pigeon posting 🐣 ( I’ll leave some update pics in the comments )

Have the best evening 🫡

Mission complete 😍😍After a quick welfare check we have a living baby pigeon 🥳 and my god it’s ugly. Our Newport store is...
01/08/2026

Mission complete 😍😍

After a quick welfare check we have a living baby pigeon 🥳 and my god it’s ugly.

Our Newport store is open until 9pm this evening.

Don’t scroll past without leaving a ❤️ for baby pigeon

Internet restored in Newport store . Albeit a bit slower than normal but we have dusted out the Starlink 👏🏻🫡 Card paymen...
31/07/2026

Internet restored in Newport store .

Albeit a bit slower than normal but we have dusted out the Starlink 👏🏻🫡

Card payments working fine.

Thank you Elon 😅

2 bits of bad news coming out of Newport today 🥲Firstly… there is a sizeable internet outage in Newport affecting pretty...
31/07/2026

2 bits of bad news coming out of Newport today 🥲

Firstly… there is a sizeable internet outage in Newport affecting pretty much every shop , our card machine is working slowly of 4g however as we all know phone signal is awful in Newport 🙄

Secondly we our down to ONE egg the other has hatched but no life in the baby pigeon 😩. Annoyingly because the no internet I cannot keep a check on the other egg throughout the day .

Ryde and Shanklin are open as usual with no signal or WiFi issues .

NEWPORT store is open until 9pm this evening 🫡

So since our PM thinks we are some sort of scum of the high street .. do you think he will still want my corporation tax...
30/07/2026

So since our PM thinks we are some sort of scum of the high street .. do you think he will still want my corporation tax payment 😂

You can’t dislike someone and then expect a invite to there party can you 🤷‍♂️ if you reading this and unsure what corporation tax is , it’s a tax on a businesses profit ( once you’ve made it out alive from all the other taxes 🤐😇 )

PIGEON UPDATE… all is fine I might have to have a little nosy tomorrow as I haven’t seen the eggs for a day or so 😩

NEWPORT STORE IS open tonight , FRIDAY AND SATURDAY UNTIL 9pm … it’s carnival day Saturday so if your popping into town to watch it pop by and grab a slushy 😍

Have the best evening 🫡

It’s hot 🥵 but are slush machine is ready to cool you down 🥶 Available in medium and large and available in our Newport ...
29/07/2026

It’s hot 🥵 but are slush machine is ready to cool you down 🥶

Available in medium and large and available in our Newport store ONLY for now 🫡

MINI RANT..Give me your time and have a read ❤️On the 23rd July, the Government announced a 20% business rate reduction ...
27/07/2026

MINI RANT..Give me your time and have a read ❤️

On the 23rd July, the Government announced a 20% business rate reduction for pubs, clubs and live music venues, estimated to be around 32,000 businesses, worth roughly £100 million a year - we do not begrudge this decision. But … Who will pay the price for the lost 20%?

The government stated that it will be paid for by businesses which do not positively contribute to communities, the bold example given was “anti-social businesses, such as v**e shops”.

Those 6 detrimental words were not accompanied by evidence or definition and did not give any distinction between specialist retailers and rogue, unregistered shops flouting rules and law.

On average smoking accounts for 61,439 deaths a year in England, from the Government’s own figures (1). Specialist v**e shops ( like us ) aim to meet each persons’ needs by asking a range of questions, by matching ni****ne strengths to level of dependancy, by helping find a device to suit preferences and giving free professional advice and support that is available week after week. Quitting smoking is rarely a single transaction, it is a process which specialist shops are built around. The NHS informs smokers they can seek advice on eliquids and models from specialist v**e shops and states expert support gives the best chance of success (2).

Specialist v**e shops have and continue to deliver measurable public health outcomes. The Isle of Wight Council commissioned us to deliver a structured stop-smoking scheme with carbon monoxide verification across 3 stores. Hundreds if not thousands of people had a successful 4-week quit outcome with CO verification. Additionally, another 300+ kits were distributed amongst the community through a swap to stop scheme.

But we are the anti social business 🤷‍♂️ I’ve popped some links below to reference some of the things I’ve said however the third link is from ASH, a public health charity focused on eliminating harm caused by to***co which is definitely worth a read 🫡

(1) https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/smoking-profile-july-2026-update/smoking-profile-statistical-commentary-july-2026

(2) https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/quit-smoking/using-e-cigarettes-to-stop-smoking/

(3) https://ash.org.uk/media-centre/news/blog/if-andy-burnham-is-looking-to-tax-businesses-that-do-not-make-a-positive-contribution-to-society-he-should-start-with-big-to***co

Promised myself that I wouldn’t post pigeon updates but I thought about this last night and it cannot be ignored. If pig...
27/07/2026

Promised myself that I wouldn’t post pigeon updates but I thought about this last night and it cannot be ignored.

If pigeon baby’s hatch they might fall 🤷‍♂️ obviously a hanging basket isn’t the ideal place to lay eggs 🙄 but I don’t speak pigeon so can’t address my concerns with the mum 🙄

I need someone to come up with a solution ✅ ideally without disturbing mummy pigeon PLEASE.

A net would be a obvious choice but also entrapment issues 🤷‍♂️ right headache this is turning out to be 😅

I actually have a really important post to share with you all but for now here’s another TikTok shop purchase 🙄 Lizard O...
25/07/2026

I actually have a really important post to share with you all but for now here’s another TikTok shop purchase 🙄 Lizard

Our Newport store is open until 9pm this evening.

We are down to 2 flavours in our Slush machine whilst we one of the barrels is having a routine clean 🧽

Address

51 St James Street
Newport
PO301LQ

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 9am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 9am - 5:30pm
Thursday 9am - 5:30pm
Friday 9am - 5:30pm
Saturday 9am - 5:30pm
Sunday 10am - 4pm

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