Vapin’ Varmints - 18+ only

21/05/2022

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

As some of you may have heard, Vapin’ Varmints will unfortunately be closing its doors for the final time on Wednesday 25th of May.

Nobody said starting a business would be easy. However, nobody could have predicted quite how difficult things have been from the very start.
But after surviving the stress of being the new kid on the block and a GLOBAL PANDEMIC, I really thought that things were going to be ok.
Unfortunately, all the hard word and dedication in the world is no match for the greed of others with more money and no morals.
I did my best in the most difficult of circumstances but, alas, it was simply not enough.

I would like to thank each and every one of for the support since my opening day. You have all been amazing customers and I wouldn’t have lasted this long without your loyalty and support.
As a token of my appreciation, please follow the link below, enter your name and email address and when the website goes fully live, you will be part of an EXCLUSIVE club that will include priority service and other services unavailable to anybody else for ABSOLUTELY free.
It’s the very least that I can do.
(Don’t forget to check your junk email for the link that you need to click when you subscribe)

So, that’s kind of that. Maybe one day in the future I’ll be back, bigger and better than ever. But until then, it’s time to ride off in to the sunset and head for the Wild West that is the World Wide Web.

From myself and Durango Dave, adios partners!
💙🌵

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05/04/2022

*THINK ABOUT OUR WORLD*

Disposable v**es have become very popular in recent times. They’re cheap, convenient and a great way to start your journey in to becoming a non-smoker.

But, as I’m sure you’ll have noticed, they tend to be littered quite a lot. Disposable v**es are made from plastic and lithium-ion, and when they are strewn across the streets, many will eventually end up in our rivers and then in to the sea and cause the kind of environmental damage that we are all trying to stop.

To help combat this, we are now offering £1 off of your next purchase if you bring in your old disposable device so that WE can dispose of it in the safe and proper way that is environmentally friendly.
Just come in to the store and we will do the rest.

It might not be much, but it certainly won’t do any harm.

Keep the streets clean, keep off the ci******es and keep on vapin’, partners!!
🤠 🌵

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15/02/2022

*NEW IN*

Frunk Bar Pro Editions are here. Up to 800 puffs and 5 fantastic flavours in stock!!
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14/02/2022

*NEW IN*

A brand new flavour from the awesome Fresh V**e Co.

A delicious fruit punch flavour that will help wipe away those winter blues and make you think of a long hot summer with no more stupid restrictions!

What more could you want?
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12/01/2022

Want to stop smoking? But your annoying partner says ‘noooooo, I like wasting loads of money on ci******es and smelling like a crack heads finger nail. We can’t afford to buy two v**es but we can afford to spend £10 a day on DEATH STICKS THAT KILL YOU AND IT EVEN SAYS SO ON THE PACKET’

Sound familiar? Thought so! Well fear not, as Vapin Varmints has the slim, chic, pocket friendly, ready to go, all in one perfect pod to help you and your loved one to kick the habit FOREVER!

You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one…..

OH F**K OFF!!! 2 for 1. Get them while you can or waste your money on ci******es and die. I don’t care

Love Durango Dave 🌵

16/12/2021

*NEW IN*

An old favourite is back in fancy new clothing.

The Zeltu X2 is an outstanding pod device that’s great for new or experienced v**ers.

In 4 eye catching colours, this is an ideal device for any v**e enthusiast or a brilliant Christmas gift for a friend or family member that’s looking to stop but hasn’t taken the jump.

Made in London too. Rule Britannia! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧

21/10/2021

*NEW IN*

Frunk Bar disposable v**es now available in three delicious flavours:

Cool Pineapple
Berry Mixer
Grapefruit Passion

Get them while you can
🤠 🌵

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13/10/2021

Geek Bar, the va**ng sensation that’s sweeping the nation, have teamed up with the legendary Vampire V**e to bring you a new range of flavours.
Today’s feature: Pinkman Ice

Get ‘em while you can!

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12/10/2021

*NEW IN*

For a limited time only, you can pick up a bottle of PINK. A delicious raspberry lemonade flavour with all proceeds from Zeus Juice being donated to a number of breast cancer charities!

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19/07/2021

HAPPY FREEDOM DAY

It’s been a long time coming. No more restrictions! YAY.

But, that doesn’t mean there is no more Coronavirus.
So please, follow these simple rules:

Try to keep up social distancing. If there is one good thing to come out of this whole mess, it’s that people aren’t all up your space, leaning over you with their sweaty selves trying to get a bunch of bananas in Tesco. No need……back up a bit, do**he bag.

You don’t have to wear a mask. But if you want to, that’s perfectly fine. I will still be wearing mine.
But if you see somebody who isn’t wearing a mask, it isn’t your place to tell them to and belittle them, admonish them, shake your head and tut. It’s their choice. And vice versa

If anyone behaves in that way in my shop, I’ll ask your self righteous arse to get out and go somewhere else. If you don’t respond after I ask politely, you’ll be told and removed. Simple.

Lastly, probably most importantly and the easiest rule to follow that some people seem to find so difficult:

15/07/2021

We had a special celebrity guest in the shop!

Mr. Taqele Naiyaravoro. The Australian winger, currently playing for the Northampton Saints. 20 stone of pure muscle that could quite easily run through a brick wall.

I just beat him in an arm wrestle for £20. If he doesn’t pay I’m gonna beat him up!

In all honesty though, what an absolute gentleman.

🇫🇯 🇦🇺 🤠