11/04/2026
So... the big day was finally upon me...
I can't believe that at some point i was actually considering doing this by myself! It's foolish, but I often feel awkward asking for help, but I'm glad I did this time!
There's not much to show here, as we were too busy wrestling the massive components into place to take many photos, so you'll just have to trust me when I say it went seamlessly and I definitely stayed cool as a cucumber throughout..
It was suggested that we do it in two separate glue ups, first the legs and stretchers, then the top and the legs, but I was concerned that with the lengths involved, even a slight discrepancy could push the legs too far out of alignment to fit into the top, and probably make me cry, so we did it all in one go. Clamping the legs together, we then quickly slotted the whole construction into the top while we still had a bit of wriggle room before the glue went off. I specifically used titebond 3 for this, due to its longer open time.
It was stressful at times, as the joints took some persuasion to go in fully. Due to the lengths of the tenons, we had to keep tightening the clamps all the way, undo them, slide them closer in, tighten again, and repeat until they were all the way in, keeping everything aligned while doing so.
It was easy enough for the first stage, but the second stage made me a bit nervous - all four joints had to go in together, because if one corner went in too deep before the others it would push everything out of alignment, and it would get stuck half way through, so we had to make sure the clamps were tightened evenly.
Despite the longer open time, time was still of the essence - while it takes longer to go off, the glue could still grab if we weren't quick enough, and the parallel clamps kept slipping out of position and refusing to tighten, but we got there!
I relaxed a bit at this point, hammered the dowels and wedges in, and breathed a big sigh of relief.
Was it bang on square? No. At this point, did I GAF? Also no. It's together, and it's going to be a double 'ard b@st@rd!