01/09/2026
๐๐ฎ A LITTLE APOLOGY ๐ฎ๐
I owe you all an apology for not doing yesterdayโs Oracle cardโฆ but I have a bloody good excuse. ๐
I was away camping with the kids and the dogโ because apparently I enjoy voluntarily sleeping in a piece of fabric in the middle of nowhere. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
And what an adventure it turned out to be!
The storm decided to personally test my witchy relationship with the elementsโฆ and let me tell you, Mother Nature won. ๐ง๏ธ๐จ๐คฃ
Our tent COLLAPSED.
Then it FLOODED.
Yesโฆ actually flooded. ๐
There I was, trying to rescue the kids and the dog , dodge puddles and figure out whether I was camping or auditioning for Survivor: Witch Edition. ๐งโโ๏ธโบ๐
Now, you all know I absolutely LOVE the elements. I love the rain, the wind, the wildness of nature and all that beautiful earthy magicโฆ
โฆbut yesterday I was very much like:
โOKAY, ELEMENTSโฆ MESSAGE RECEIVED. YOU CAN DO ONE NOW.โ ๐๐
Despite the chaos, the soggy clothes, the collapsed tent and what can only be described as an outdoor swimming pool where my bed was supposed to be, it was an adventure I know Iโll remember for years.
Sometimes life doesn't go to plan โ sometimes it throws you into a bloody storm and floods your tent! ๐ โ but you laugh, you make memories and you carry on.
So thank you for bearing with me while your Oracle card took a little rain check. ๐ฎ๐ค
Normal witchy service resumes next week Monday โจ
Blessed be, my loves ๐ค๐