31/05/2026
New stock coming very soon 🧙♂️
GOOD BLOODY MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! ☀️✨
And happy Sunday!
Guess what?
I’m in another bloody shop! And what a bloody incredible shop it is - just look at it - The Sorcerer's Apprentice Burley, New Forest.
A whole box of my creations is on its way and I could absolutely burst with excitement. I’m over the fu***ng moon. In fact, I’m somewhere beyond the moon at this point, waving enthusiastically from a nearby galaxy.
None of this happens without you lot.
Every like, comment, share, order, recommendation and bit of support has helped get me here. You’re the reason a small sweary business from my little corner of the world keeps growing and popping up in places I never imagined.
So thank you, from the bottom of my slightly overwhelmed, very grateful, swear-filled heart.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be spending the rest of the day grinning like an idiot.
What a bloody privilege this is 💜
